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Well you'll all be delighted to hear that YOGRLWHATSYRURL's irrepressible hero has been released on bond from the Summerset Kentucky County Jail. I wrote a hugeass entry about it that got deleted, sorry!!!!
anyway, OMGOMGOMGOMG Alabama is actually the greatest place ever, I'm pretty sure that multiple drug felon mental institution escapee that tried to buy me a hotel room with a $1,000,000 bill actually killed me this afternoon and I'm just in Heaven now.
A lady drove 6 hours out of her way just to get me here and I'm making plans to 'accidentally' get a girl pregnant by the end of the week so I can say, "Baby, I know we just met each other but I want you to know I support you in whatever you decide, I'm with you 100%, and if it means we raise children together in Mobile Alabama and I have to leave my life behind to be with you, I AM READY"
I slept on top of a Fire Ant colony last night.................................................AWESOME!!!!
anyway, OMGOMGOMGOMG Alabama is actually the greatest place ever, I'm pretty sure that multiple drug felon mental institution escapee that tried to buy me a hotel room with a $1,000,000 bill actually killed me this afternoon and I'm just in Heaven now.
A lady drove 6 hours out of her way just to get me here and I'm making plans to 'accidentally' get a girl pregnant by the end of the week so I can say, "Baby, I know we just met each other but I want you to know I support you in whatever you decide, I'm with you 100%, and if it means we raise children together in Mobile Alabama and I have to leave my life behind to be with you, I AM READY"
I slept on top of a Fire Ant colony last night.................................................AWESOME!!!!