Happy B-day to me.
Well I'm 22 years old today, so far i've gotten wishes from my family, freinds,loved ones and even a midget or two. okay. you wanna be successful? fine lemme tell you how...The Upright Citizens Brigade way:
"Stick pennies up your ass. Go to the restaurant that your boss usually goes to, and get $30 worth of pennies and stick em up your ass. Not all at once, one by one. Then pay with that. From now on you'll know that the pennies in HIS/HER pocket have been in YOUR ass."-UCB
Thanks to all the bros and...sis(?) that have wished me well, everyone else, I'll see you in hell! OW!-Boatdrinks
p.s. For me, please download This Charming Man by The Smiths OR Braid!
"Stick pennies up your ass. Go to the restaurant that your boss usually goes to, and get $30 worth of pennies and stick em up your ass. Not all at once, one by one. Then pay with that. From now on you'll know that the pennies in HIS/HER pocket have been in YOUR ass."-UCB
Thanks to all the bros and...sis(?) that have wished me well, everyone else, I'll see you in hell! OW!-Boatdrinks
p.s. For me, please download This Charming Man by The Smiths OR Braid!