fire in the disco, fire in gates of heee-eeellll

Feb 02, 2005 10:31

i've been sick. here's an inverview.

anonymous lj user: hey [brah] why haven't you posted, where you been?

me: i've been sick. i feel like a punctured bicycle on a hill side, you know, desolate.

alju: what was up with that quote you gave that one time?

me: that song stuck in my head.

alju: Oh. Well, do you have a new one for the week?

me: sure. " Burn down the disco, HAAAANG the Blessed Dj. Cause the music that they constantly plaaaay. It says nothing to me about my life. Hang the blessed DJ. Because of the music that they constantly play.On the Leeds side streets that you slip down. on the provincial towns that you jog around, Hang the Dj, Hang the Dj,Hang the Dj [crowd of midgets and brittish kids join]Hang the Dj,Hang the Dj,Hang the Dj...

alju: wow...that was a long comment. Why?

me: I have a long cock, i thought it would be fitting.

alju: That was perverted. Why?

me: my mom dipped me in a vat of honey when i was a kid.

alju: ...i didn't ask "why are you so sweet".

me: eh...I'm sick, yo. I'm just a sweet and tender hooligan, leave me be.

alju: Was that the smiths..AGAIN? Whats up with that, hey some guy did a cover of "How Soon is Now?" for Charmed, do you like that show?

me: FUCK YEAH...I mean the shows allright. Yeah that song didn't do any justice, the oringal made Bono shit his pants...literally. BUT thats not even close to HALF as bad as CRabride for Cutie's cover of this Charming Man. When i heard that song, it was worse than onions in my eyes...I died a little that day.

alju: i heard CABride is a pretty good band.

me: if you want to hear a REAL good cover, listen to Braid, they also do a KICK ass cover of "there is a light that never goes out".

alju: I still think that cabride for cutie is a good band.

me: Eh thats good for you, but their cover still blew goats. Hey Anonymous lj user, that medication is kicking in. I gotta split.

alju: Its your party, stupid. any last words?

me: Yeah i lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVe Marissa. And hang the fucking DJ...And crabride for cutie!
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