Jan 03, 2005 00:20
I saw the Darkness. Not the Queen rip-off, I mean the "horror" movie. Truly, I was dissappointed.
First of all, some motherfucker broke the movie-goers code and sat next to my chick cuz his 3 fresia daughters wanted to sit in the front. Second of all this motherfuckers like oinking like a fucking pig and sniffing reel loud cuz he's had mucus or something. I seriously wanted to harm the guy. I actually thought I was on MTV's boiling points-wondering when i was getting my $100 for putting up with this annoying imbosell(sic). Allright to the movie (without spoiling too much)-Interesting plot, but they leave a SHITLOAD of stuff out, I felt cheated when it ended...I was truly in the darkness. I came to this theater expecting to shit my pants, I didn't even so much as produce gas. This movie was REALLY EXTREMELY 666% Overhyped! Turns out the Swedish version-same movie, less editing-is way better. Seriously though, skip it and wait for it on Netflix®. Boatdrinks