~Page 4~
Well, I figured I might as well do my bit of community service for the month and give some insight for the coming weeks.~
Remember, you can't say I didn't warn you~
Aries ♦ Watch your back. ...Seriously~
Taurus ♦ ...well. All I can say is sucks to be you~
Gemini ♦ Turn right, not left.
Cancer ♦ Your future may be cut short by something... crablike, whatever.
Leo ♦ Remember what they say: Look before you leap.
Virgo ♦ Every cloud has a silver lining. Well, most do.
Libra ♦ Avoid the number 4.
Scorpio ♦ Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. How sad~
Sagittarius ♦ That last thing you ate? You might~ regret that.
Capricorn ♦ Look both ways before crossing the street.
Aquarius ♦ You might want to sleep with the lights on tomorrow night. Trust me~
Pisces ♦ Try not to let a disappointment get you too~ down.
Remember, you can't say I didn't warn you~
Aries ♦ Watch your back. ...Seriously~
Taurus ♦ ...well. All I can say is sucks to be you~
Gemini ♦ Turn right, not left.
Cancer ♦ Your future may be cut short by something... crablike, whatever.
Leo ♦ Remember what they say: Look before you leap.
Virgo ♦ Every cloud has a silver lining. Well, most do.
Libra ♦ Avoid the number 4.
Scorpio ♦ Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. How sad~
Sagittarius ♦ That last thing you ate? You might~ regret that.
Capricorn ♦ Look both ways before crossing the street.
Aquarius ♦ You might want to sleep with the lights on tomorrow night. Trust me~
Pisces ♦ Try not to let a disappointment get you too~ down.