Holy Crap it's Birthday Week

Mar 08, 2005 23:26

Just in case you didn't realize it, this week is birthday week for everyone you know. The following people's parents had sex the week of June 7 - June 11 some year: Jill Schutkin, Lisa Newman, Skye Eiswirth (Kevin's gf), Tanya Johnson, Jessica Weiss, Sarah Lobel, Alison Rosenberg, Jodie Honigman, Steph Morem, Becky Saltzman and last but not least my brother. I was trying to figure out what was so special to everyone's parents on that date so I decided to make a list and let you decide what each couple was celebrating.

June 7th: Jill Schutkin
632   Mohammad dies of a stroke
1775 The United Colonies change their name to the United States
1948 Communists take over Czechoslovakia

June 8th: Lisa Newman, Skye Eiswirth
1861 Tennessee secedes from the Union and joins the Confederacy
1947 Lassie makes its broadcast debut on the ABC radio network
1968 James Earl Ray, suspected of assassinating Martin Luther King Jr., is captured at the London Airport

June 9th: Tanya Johnson, Jessica Weiss, Sarah Lobel, Alison Rosenberg and my brother
1960 US is 1st country to use the birth control pill legally
1984 Chicago White Sox beat Milwaukee Brewers, 7-6, in 25 innings (started 5/8, 8 hour 6 minute game-longest timed baseball game)
1997 Rapper Notorious B.I.G. is killed in Los Angeles

June 10th: Jodie Honigman
1935 Alcoholics Anonymous is founded in New York City
1967 Israel wins the 6 Day War
1985 Coca Cola announces they'd bring back their 99-year-old formula

June 11th: Steph Morem, Becky Saltzman
Nothing happened
Make something up and send it to me

Yoni

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