The weekends here. Yay!
The week is almost done, callooh callay,
I've under four hours to end this day.
Since I'm on list for VTO
I'm hoping soon I'll be able to go.
Until then I'm just sitting here
exited. After work I'm getting beer
with Tyler, which should whole lots of fun.
Crap, I just got call, I'll finish when I'm done.
This is our new hit single. Its to the tune of Whitney Houston - I will always love you. To understand how it is supposed to be performed, you must sing it like Tod Al Destruction, the lead singer of our band Honey Bunches of Goats. He has no sense of rhythm, but he still TOTALLY ROCKS.
I heard Lord Satan declared
the best way to serve him is impaired
from injected disassociatives!
The ulterior motives
are not apparent when unimpaired!
So tonight I will mainline
phencyclidine
and make you mine! mmmUAHAHAAAAAA.
I obey my masters wishes,
So I may sit at his right claw in HELLLLL.
30 mg is all I'm taking.
So goodbye, I LEAVE YOU NOW.
We both know I'm not coming back FOR GOOOOD!
And tonight I will mainline
phencyclidine
(killer geetar sola)
I hope your life ends soon
And a bloody mess unsues
Witness by your children
And I wish for you ETERNAL PAAAAIN
And TORTURRRE.
But above all this, I wish you TO THE PITS OF HELLLLLLLL!!!
And tonight I will mainline
some phencyclidine
I, I will conquor space/time,
You billygoat, what's your problime.
Stay... lamp thined rest in late signed.
HEY, STOP ACCUSING ME OF STUFF I DIDN"T DO
ALRIGHT.
Wow. The lyrics of the original song are like a bad christmas card.
I've under four hours to end this day.
Since I'm on list for VTO
I'm hoping soon I'll be able to go.
Until then I'm just sitting here
exited. After work I'm getting beer
with Tyler, which should whole lots of fun.
Crap, I just got call, I'll finish when I'm done.
This is our new hit single. Its to the tune of Whitney Houston - I will always love you. To understand how it is supposed to be performed, you must sing it like Tod Al Destruction, the lead singer of our band Honey Bunches of Goats. He has no sense of rhythm, but he still TOTALLY ROCKS.
I heard Lord Satan declared
the best way to serve him is impaired
from injected disassociatives!
The ulterior motives
are not apparent when unimpaired!
So tonight I will mainline
phencyclidine
and make you mine! mmmUAHAHAAAAAA.
I obey my masters wishes,
So I may sit at his right claw in HELLLLL.
30 mg is all I'm taking.
So goodbye, I LEAVE YOU NOW.
We both know I'm not coming back FOR GOOOOD!
And tonight I will mainline
phencyclidine
(killer geetar sola)
I hope your life ends soon
And a bloody mess unsues
Witness by your children
And I wish for you ETERNAL PAAAAIN
And TORTURRRE.
But above all this, I wish you TO THE PITS OF HELLLLLLLL!!!
And tonight I will mainline
some phencyclidine
I, I will conquor space/time,
You billygoat, what's your problime.
Stay... lamp thined rest in late signed.
HEY, STOP ACCUSING ME OF STUFF I DIDN"T DO
ALRIGHT.
Wow. The lyrics of the original song are like a bad christmas card.