Animals

Jun 06, 2006 02:28

So i was talking to carolina online, and i heard a crash outside and was like, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"

(bear bear bear bear)

But no, i just had to fight off a racoon eating my garbage. I tried making noise to no avail. The bastard just stared at me, giving me it's furry little finger. So I said, "I need somthing to throw at the little bastard if he thinks he can just treat me like his garbage bitch." So I ran inside but the only thing I could find was... Change.
So like rambo I ran into the street and unleashed a fury of american currency on his ass. He ran off.

My finest hour.
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