Episode IV: Kilomaju and the Slightly Adventurous Hanukkah...part i

May 19, 2005 07:33

We find our hero AGAIN being chased by the evil nemisis Bobjimagil. (YAWN)

"Wait," he said angrily at the narrator. "How is it that Every Time I start a show, I am being chased by a slow IDIOT?!" (Very angrily). I don't know. "I am going to go contemplate my life." *begin contemplating* H contemplated for a long time.............

6 MONTHS LATER

Are you DONE? "No," he said. "I'm still on my tenth birthday." (WHAT?! We still need to do the show!) "Alright," he responded to the audience. "I'll finish later" *end contemplating*.

So, the chase continued, when the heroic hero of ours, Kilomaju, realized that it was now December *realize* "Wait," he said. "It's December! I've got to go get read for HANNUKAH!"

"One minute," Bobjimagil clarified. "You're JEWISH?!" (Yes, he's Jewish. His name is Kilomaju, or 'Kill a man, Jew' or 'Jew who kills men'.) "I thought.......part ii
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