A satire to those who speak shit......
*please note my sarcasm
Next time I am in need of advice, I am going to consult a complete stranger. Why? Because I found out tonight that strangers are the people who know the most about me.... that is why they can talk shit about me, tell other people about all the people that I supposedly slept with, give me dirty looks because they know that they are better than me, and walk away like nothing happened. All because they are some fag who has never spoken to me in their life. The only credentials needed to determine if im a whore or not, is to have no idea who I have slept with. The only way to tell if I shave my pubes is to have never seen my dick. So everyone, please feel free to talk shit about me... If you think that I am an asshole, Its prolly because I don't like you, and I prolly have good reasons not to like you. Even if I don't have a good reason to not like you, I don't need one, so get over it. All I need is myself... backed by my true friends who will kick your ass in order to protect me physically or emotionally. If you have ever told someone that I am a slut... you are probably one of the MANY people whom I have refused sex to. So get over your jealousy, worry about yourself, and never forget that Matt Bell is better than you are.
Next time I am in need of advice, I am going to consult a complete stranger. Why? Because I found out tonight that strangers are the people who know the most about me.... that is why they can talk shit about me, tell other people about all the people that I supposedly slept with, give me dirty looks because they know that they are better than me, and walk away like nothing happened. All because they are some fag who has never spoken to me in their life. The only credentials needed to determine if im a whore or not, is to have no idea who I have slept with. The only way to tell if I shave my pubes is to have never seen my dick. So everyone, please feel free to talk shit about me... If you think that I am an asshole, Its prolly because I don't like you, and I prolly have good reasons not to like you. Even if I don't have a good reason to not like you, I don't need one, so get over it. All I need is myself... backed by my true friends who will kick your ass in order to protect me physically or emotionally. If you have ever told someone that I am a slut... you are probably one of the MANY people whom I have refused sex to. So get over your jealousy, worry about yourself, and never forget that Matt Bell is better than you are.