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7-Demetri Martin
2-Michael Buble
3-Final Fantasy
2-Phantom of the Opera
3-Harry Potter
1-Exploding Dog

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demetri, i love you!

[anonymous]

"'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live."

"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs."

"I like parties, but I don't like pinatas. Because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzaz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did."

"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."

"About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.'"

"I like when good things happen to me, but I wait a week to tell anyone because I like to use the word "fort-night""

I HEART DEMETRI