Quotes
LOST
"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going" Locke from LOST
"Living is easy with eyes closed" Charlie's tattoo from LOST
OBLIVION
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone! Wait...scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese. True?" Sheogorath from Oblivion
PORTAL
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (Normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" GLaDOS
RED VS BLUE
Simmons: Sergeant Grif is our C.O. sir.
Sarge: Your Sergeant has the same name as Grif?
That's a disturbing coincidence.
Simmons: No no, listen to me. Grif is our Commanding Officer.
He was promoted to sergeant when you refused to relocate with us.
Sarge: Then who's in charge???
Simmons: Sergeant Grif!
Sarge: Ok, see I can hear you saying words, but it's like they don't match up in a way that makes sense.
Did you have a stroke?
Simmons: Grif IS a Sergeant. He's the same rank as you now.
Sarge: That's what I'm talking about. Where is he?
Simmons: He's right there!
Sarge: So...he's invisible.
Grif: Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what you're telling him.
Simmons: Shotgun.
Grif: I outrank you, get in the back.
Simmons: Fuck.
Washington: I told them Caboose did it. Apparently they already have a shortcut on their keyboard for reporting his team kills.
Caboose: Control-F-U
"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going" Locke from LOST
"Living is easy with eyes closed" Charlie's tattoo from LOST
OBLIVION
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone! Wait...scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese. True?" Sheogorath from Oblivion
PORTAL
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (Normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" GLaDOS
RED VS BLUE
Simmons: Sergeant Grif is our C.O. sir.
Sarge: Your Sergeant has the same name as Grif?
That's a disturbing coincidence.
Simmons: No no, listen to me. Grif is our Commanding Officer.
He was promoted to sergeant when you refused to relocate with us.
Sarge: Then who's in charge???
Simmons: Sergeant Grif!
Sarge: Ok, see I can hear you saying words, but it's like they don't match up in a way that makes sense.
Did you have a stroke?
Simmons: Grif IS a Sergeant. He's the same rank as you now.
Sarge: That's what I'm talking about. Where is he?
Simmons: He's right there!
Sarge: So...he's invisible.
Grif: Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what you're telling him.
Simmons: Shotgun.
Grif: I outrank you, get in the back.
Simmons: Fuck.
Washington: I told them Caboose did it. Apparently they already have a shortcut on their keyboard for reporting his team kills.
Caboose: Control-F-U