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Dec 28, 2009 13:15

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[Christmas, candy, presents, Santa Claus] = garbage.

It's about factoring time this inane iteration ended and you frantic factorials settled back into being individuals instead of a single amalgam of increased volume + exponentially increased obnoxiousness.

[A pause and then his writing becomes fiercer:] Time for a Game-

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it's a test, holidays suck, trolling seriously, oh you radians, the world is garbage, being evil

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[voice] because words on a page are so ~impersonal~ neverplaysfair December 29 2009, 03:48:04 UTC

I didn't know you believed in Santa.

[voice] because he actually agrees yoctograms December 29 2009, 15:27:01 UTC

Belief without facts is garbage. CRUNCH. [FIST->PALM] I'll add that to the heap.

The stupid 000s here believe; that's |all that matters| for this equation.

[voice] neverplaysfair December 29 2009, 18:48:44 UTC

Some believe. Some don't. Some even claim to have met him.

[voice] yoctograms December 29 2009, 19:51:00 UTC

The graph's disproportionate as compared to the Control. [Shibuya, that is] Too many older individuals with belief.

[voice] neverplaysfair December 30 2009, 04:36:39 UTC

And who are you to dictate that every single world doesn't have a Santa? Maybe some of them believe because he does exist for them.

1/2 yoctograms December 31 2009, 04:53:52 UTC

[...To be fair, that was only barely within his calculations. So he hisses there before-]

[voice] yoctograms December 31 2009, 04:56:00 UTC

f(Santa) is to deliver presents to all children. Including additional vectors means that failure to deliver to any person within those worlds is invalidation of their identity.

[voice] neverplaysfair December 31 2009, 13:02:52 UTC

(( My brain totally just came up with a ridiculously mathy response that I've had to beat back as much as possible with a stick. y u do dis Josh, leave the Minamimoto-ing to Minamimoto. ))

But what if each Santa just delivers presents to all children in one world? Then the other worlds would be, as you might put it, "outside that problem's domain", wouldn't they?

[voice] yoctograms December 31 2009, 23:19:55 UTC

Irrelevant. "Santa" delivers gifts to all children, anything less = an impostor.

[voice] neverplaysfair January 1 2010, 04:52:47 UTC

Because of course they took other worlds into account when describing the job.

[voice] yoctograms January 3 2010, 06:18:13 UTC

The limit of a singular world isn't infinite.

[voice] neverplaysfair January 3 2010, 19:22:08 UTC

That doesn't mean it's a requirement for other worlds to be included in the definition, just because it's possible.

[voice] yoctograms January 5 2010, 14:45:27 UTC

Hnn. [Shrug] That devalues the radian.

[voice] neverplaysfair January 5 2010, 15:48:44 UTC

I'm sure if there are indeed any Santas in existence, they're very hurt by your assessment.

[voice] yoctograms January 5 2010, 16:35:09 UTC

Heh. This is subtracting from my arts and crafts time; bigger waster of t than a meeting.

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