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[There's a new addition to town again! Some people might remember these, many people might not. Namely, it's Minamimoto on his new HEAP. This one is a little outside the center of town, actually in the middle of the road so it is right in your way. It's about eight feet tall and he's sitting at the top of it, looking amused. It's

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[Enormous man coming your way, Sho. He's almost as big as your heap, and as soon as he spots it, he's going to get closer and start pulling random things out of it.]

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[Fortunately, that's not enough to damage the overall structure of the thing yet, so he's just going to sit there at the top still. Sneering]

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[Still pulling stuff out, possibly getting closer to the load-bearing items. He seems to be looking for something; he's muttering something about "Sasha" as he digs into the heap.]

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[...Well that will collapse part of the heap, unfortunately. You might have Yuri's door something falling towards his feet soon]

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[He's tougher than that, fortunately. All the falling stuff doesn't really faze him, and he keeps moving towards the center of the heap. He's practically out of sight by now.] Sasha? Are you in here, Sasha?

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[...Okay that's going to make it it full on collapse. He's going to teleport out of the top of that and off to the side, but what the fuck]

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[He gets bonked on the head a few times and generally abused by the collapsing heap, but he's still standing.] More rubble, less trouble! Hahaha! [Starting to search through the remnants. He spots something in particular and starts making his way over to it.]

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[Way to destroy his art. Minamimoto does not approve, which is why he's going to TELEPORT RIGHT THE FUCK IN FRONT OF THE HEAVY. To get in his way]

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[Sho, you are between the Heavy and a certain blue briefcase packed with documents. Not a good idea. Have a nice, quick jab to the face.]

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[AND HE DUCKS AND THEN THROWS AN EQUALLY AWESOME PUNCH TO THE GUT]

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[The Heavy gets knocked back, but recovers quickly. He charges right at Sho, trying to bull-rush him. As he runs, he shouts something at near-megaphone volume level:]

OUT OF MY WAY, COWARD!

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[LAUGH and now he's going to teleport behind Heavy. Feel free to over-charge now]

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[Uh-oh. Heavy keeps on going, trips over Yuri's door random rubble, and falls flat on his face. He'll pick himself up and grab the briefcase, then start booking it out of there.]