Heian!AU fic

[yobanashi]

Title : An Eye for an Eye
Characters : Ieyasu, Kanetsugu, Mitsunari, Sakon, Yukimura, Keiji
Rating : G
Wordcount : 3650 + 680 (extra)
Prompt : Kanetsugu is an onmyouji, Mitsunari is a fox spirit and Yukimura is the rabbit from the moon.
Notes : Prompt and beta by silver_lined. No research whatsoever was done for this 8D. Genfic.

Comments

[animesque]

THE MENTAL IMAGES. ARE PRICELESS.

ESPECIALLY YUKIMURA THE MOCHI BUNNY.

ILU TWO. \o/

[yobanashi]

YUKIMURA IS AN ADORABLE MOCHI BUNNY :'D

(PLEASE ALSO IMAGINE SAKON GOING HURHURHUR AND SELLING SNAKE OIL TO INNOCENT PEOPLE.)

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE \o/ KANETSUGU APPRECIATES IT.

[animesque]

♥ YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. WRITE MOREEEEEEEEEE?

AND SO. ANOTHER BUNNY TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE MOAR BUNNY FIC? ;Db

[Or more Sakon being shady fic? =DDDDDDDDDDDDb]

[yobanashi]

sakon is always shady

NO MORE BUNNY FIC. I AM ALL BUNNIED-OUT D< IT'S HER TURN TO WRITE ME FIC.

[silver_lined]

DENIED 8D MOAAAAR BUNNIES. MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. YUKIMURA CAN'T GO ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU FIX HIS HAMMER, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. ♥

[yobanashi]

EXACTLY. SO HE STAYS WITH THEM AND YOU CAN WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY. GO WRITE YUKIMURA MAKING :< FACES AT KEIJI.

[silver_lined]

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SHIP THEM. >_______>

KEIJI WOULD BE LIKE, HEY, WANNA PERFORM ON STAGE? YOU CAN BE MY PET RABBIT AND DO TRICKS.

AND YUKIMURA WOULD HIDE IN THE SNOW. FOREVER. D

[yobanashi]

I DON'T. THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO WRITE THEM.

YUKIMURA IS A WHITE BUNNY AFTER ALL. HE CAN HIDE VERY WELL IN THE SNOW.

[silver_lined]

IT IS NOT AS FUN WRITING IT MYSELF ;A; YOU SHOULD JUST WRITE IT FOR MEEEEEE.

YUKIMURA IS A VERY CRAFTY BUNNY, OKAY. AS CRAFTY AS MITSUNARI. ...

[yobanashi]

I DON'T SHIP THEM :'D

WHICH IS TO SAY, NOT AT ALL. THE TWO OF THEM CAN SULK TOGETHER AND BITCH ABOUT STUPID HUMANS. OR RATHER, MITSUNARI WOULD, YUKIMURA FEELS BAD.

[silver_lined]

I AM SURE YOU CAN LEARN :'D :'D OR, STUPID HONOUR TRIO HIJINKS! WITH ADDED SAKON CONTENT.

MITSUNARI FAILS AT CAMOFLAGING IN THE SNOW :'D HE WOULD GIVE AWAY YUKIMURA'S HIDING PLACES. YUKIMURA WOULD BE VERY VERY SAD.

[yobanashi]

I ALREADY WROTE IT. I THINK EVERYONE'S IQ WENT DOWN DRASTICALLY IN THE OMAKE. YOUR TURN NOW. SAKON IS ALWAYS THERE, CREEPING BEHIND A TREE.

YUKIMURA IS TOO POLITE TO POINT IT OUT TO MITSUNARI THOUGH. HE JUST FEELS VERY PERSECUTED AND RUNS BACK TO THE MOON AT THE FIRST CHANCE HE GETS.

[silver_lined]

THERE IS A REASON ABE NO KANETSUGU IS KNOWN FOR BEING NICE AND NOT FOR BEING SMART :'D :'D :'D CREEPER SAKON IS CREEPY

SAD. HOSTAGE BUNNY IS VERY MUCH A HOSTAGE. THIS SEEMS TO BE A THEME IN YUKIMURA'S LIFE. WAS HE SENT TO ABE NO KANETSUGU IN RETURN FOR RICE? D<

[yobanashi]

NOW NOW, IT TAKES A LOT OF BRAINS TO BECOME A GOOD ONMYOUJI. HE IS SMART (WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE).

THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES YUKIMURA. HE GETS SENT AS AN ENVOY/HOSTAGE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE NO ONE CAN DENY HIM ANYTHING.

EXCEPT KEIJI.

[silver_lined]

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU AT ALL. 8D ♥

SAD. THAT HAMMER THIEF. D< MITSUNARI WILL GET HIM ON YUKIMURA'S BEHALF. AND SAKON WILL HAVE A CONVENIENT WIG TO SELL AFTERWARDS AS WELL AS HAIR GROWTH SERUM.

[yobanashi]

YOU HURT KANETSUGU'S FEELINGS. HE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.

I DON'T KNOW. MITSUNARI IS KINDA SMALL. KEIJI IS KINDA HUGE :'D I'M NOT SURE HE CAN DO MORE THAN SHED FUR ALL OVER KEIJI'S MAKE-UP AND ADD PAWPRINTS ON HIS CLOTHES.