Feb 15, 2011 23:34
I found new ways to fail today, on top of some of the normal ways that I failed today.
But praise the Lord, cause I had a couple success as well, and had a good day overall; and I’m still alive after almost getting killed yesterday when some non-driving child of God decided to slam on breaks on the interstate, while I had my head turn looking to change lanes.
It’s real nice when somebody 3 cars lengths in front of you, then a second and a half later you can see the characteristics of the insect on their back windshield, and you haven’t sped up a mile.
satire