001: Fight For Your Rights

[yo_yoyay]

Huh? Where did that man go?! DX I was so close to catching a criminal and then he's suddenly gone! Bet the coward was so scared that he ran away.. I really almost had him!

Aaaah! Not fair!

What am I gonna do now? The next one on the list is-- Hang on... WHERE AM I!? >0< The ladies said it was called Avoria but that place is not in my map even!

Comments

[tsuin_kaoru]

Hello and welcome to Avoria, a world between worlds, blah blah, everyone else is incompetent so don't bother trying to get an explanation from them.

Here in Avoria, you must always expect the unexpected. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. And don't fix anything that was already broken because we'll kick your ass. ♥

Just a little while ago, everyone here switched bodies for no reason. There's still quite a bit of drama because of it, but I'm sure you'll live.

Make sure that you enrol yourself in school, and head to our Mother's dorm ASAP to get your measurements taken for your uniform.

I'm Hitachiin Kaoru, younger twin of Hitachiin Hikaru, and the second son of Hitachiin Natsugi.

If you're a homophobe, stay away from the majority of the male population. If you're not fine with incest, mostly the type involving twins, then stay away from all pairs. Including Hikaru and me, because we started the trend. All the others are just cheap imitations.

I think that's it. Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, put up a sign asking for people who aren't here, etc.

[yo_yoyay]

Um... Okay! Thanks? o_o

[tsuin_kaoru]

...And watch out for murderers/rapists/pedophiles/people with mental disorders/the Admin. They'll all attack you in your sleep.

[yo_yoyay]

W-what? Are you serious? ;o;