Memories~
This event isn't that bad, right? We've had worse ones.
Though I guess I got kind of used to being like this when I turned into Haruhi. Being, uh, smaller than she is kinda helps... Maybe I just sort of had a head start getting used to all this? So it's not that weird for me...
Though, these memories sure are weird. ._.
I remembered more about the pirates I joined and...
Well, apparently the captain was a blond woman with sunglasses that...hit on all the boys? Boys my age to...boys older than her.
She also wore nothing but a coat that was...always open, so...she was running around with her chest exposed. All the time. Seriously, she was weird. ...And what kind of name is Johnny for a woman?
And the crew of pirates were all boys! All of them about my age. She seemed really nice to all of them, though! Everyone on the ship was like a family. They all welcomed me, even though I wasn't a boy!
...Wait. o_O That doesn't make sense, like, at all. Guess...it's backwards. Everything's backwards. Whatever! The important thing was that they were like family and treated me like one from the start! I'm glad I remembered them. =D
Anyways. I remember someone else, too! He was a man named Jam that...wore a pink skirt and kept hitting on me. Why are all these people so weird? He kept following me around wanting to be my boyfriend. He did say it was because I was...confident and determined. Along with pretty and shapely. He was nice, though! And actually really pretty...but still kinda weird.
He made AWESOME food. *___*
Maybe him being my boyfriend wouldn't have been so bad if I got that food all the time~
((1% spent on some memories of Johnny Sfondi and 1% on remembering Jam Kuradoberi))
Though I guess I got kind of used to being like this when I turned into Haruhi. Being, uh, smaller than she is kinda helps... Maybe I just sort of had a head start getting used to all this? So it's not that weird for me...
Though, these memories sure are weird. ._.
I remembered more about the pirates I joined and...
Well, apparently the captain was a blond woman with sunglasses that...hit on all the boys? Boys my age to...boys older than her.
She also wore nothing but a coat that was...always open, so...she was running around with her chest exposed. All the time. Seriously, she was weird. ...And what kind of name is Johnny for a woman?
And the crew of pirates were all boys! All of them about my age. She seemed really nice to all of them, though! Everyone on the ship was like a family. They all welcomed me, even though I wasn't a boy!
...Wait. o_O That doesn't make sense, like, at all. Guess...it's backwards. Everything's backwards. Whatever! The important thing was that they were like family and treated me like one from the start! I'm glad I remembered them. =D
Anyways. I remember someone else, too! He was a man named Jam that...wore a pink skirt and kept hitting on me. Why are all these people so weird? He kept following me around wanting to be my boyfriend. He did say it was because I was...confident and determined. Along with pretty and shapely. He was nice, though! And actually really pretty...but still kinda weird.
He made AWESOME food. *___*
Maybe him being my boyfriend wouldn't have been so bad if I got that food all the time~
((1% spent on some memories of Johnny Sfondi and 1% on remembering Jam Kuradoberi))