dumb like a doorknob

[yo_quiero_ser]

Christopher says that I am the "cat's pajamas," but he is a fibber because I am totally lame, for reals. I am such a sucker.
he knows about history & dance moves & magic, while I decide what jewels I am going to put on, I can fix my hair for hours.
did you know, I don't even like to read! I don't follow the news, or anything.
Erik & John wouldn't even believe me when I told them, I am good at chess.