pizza planet
what a weirdo day. there were like, 4 intense crackheads that came into my work during different parts of my day. each of them had very unique qualities.
dude #1 - "the old man of the sea" kind of looking guy. he needed to use the bathroom and looked very scary. the bathroom reeked hard of his crack pee afterwards.
dude #2 - "gay black man" (pardon my french) tried to show me his penis and stuff outside of the dressing rooms while he tried on like 10 things. he told me he worked as a "state auditor" and told me that the employees made him feel uncomfortable. he also tried showing me his dick. it was funny. my coworkers were totally afraid of this guy. i thought he was nice.
dude #3 - "high on coke hillyard-type guy" came down the stairs into the shoe section (where i was working in at the time) beat boxing really loud to himself and just yelling unintelligible shit and asking us if we had velour suits. yikes! i was actually afraid of this guy because he reeked like alcohol.
dude #4 - "dogman" came in and said, "hi! my dog has a question! he wants to know if you have any shoes!" his dog looked very nice, then i looked at the man and realized he had no teeth, like no front teeth. like meth teeth. it was nuts. anyways he kept asking me and asking me questions about dog shoes and where he can get some. dogs don't wear shoes. he said his dog chose ME to make his shoes.
oh yeah, i saw wooden wand tonight and i was kindof bummed that they turned into CSNY. i missed the project runway finale for the third year in a row.
dude #1 - "the old man of the sea" kind of looking guy. he needed to use the bathroom and looked very scary. the bathroom reeked hard of his crack pee afterwards.
dude #2 - "gay black man" (pardon my french) tried to show me his penis and stuff outside of the dressing rooms while he tried on like 10 things. he told me he worked as a "state auditor" and told me that the employees made him feel uncomfortable. he also tried showing me his dick. it was funny. my coworkers were totally afraid of this guy. i thought he was nice.
dude #3 - "high on coke hillyard-type guy" came down the stairs into the shoe section (where i was working in at the time) beat boxing really loud to himself and just yelling unintelligible shit and asking us if we had velour suits. yikes! i was actually afraid of this guy because he reeked like alcohol.
dude #4 - "dogman" came in and said, "hi! my dog has a question! he wants to know if you have any shoes!" his dog looked very nice, then i looked at the man and realized he had no teeth, like no front teeth. like meth teeth. it was nuts. anyways he kept asking me and asking me questions about dog shoes and where he can get some. dogs don't wear shoes. he said his dog chose ME to make his shoes.
oh yeah, i saw wooden wand tonight and i was kindof bummed that they turned into CSNY. i missed the project runway finale for the third year in a row.