Evil Milk Tea and Stoned Lemurs
Milk Tea is Evil
Can radiation from the screen transform a bottle of liquid into a poisonous drink? I think that's exactly what happened to my milk tea. I drank half a bottle and now I feel mild heart palpitations. I can't breathe and my chest feels tight. Sitting on my chair, I feel the beat of my heart rock my upper torso back and forth ever so slightly. Since this morning, the bottle has been positioned beside the monitor and I think the radiation has infected it somehow. I could be growing cancer cells as we speak. Or even worse. Or maybe I'm just being paranoid because of too much caffeine. I feel lightheaded and fuzzy. I feel like I'm disembodied somehow and I'm typing this through somebody else's body. My hands are shaking, I can't stay still.
I didn't know a bottle of milk tea could contain so much caffeine. The writing on the bottle states "Caffeine below 500ppm". I don't exactly know what that means. All I know is, milk tea shouldn't affect someone this much. It's tea with milk, for jollibeezus' sake. Milk. Tea.
If I don't get-out soon, I think I may die of a heart attack. It doesn't help that I'm watching Prison Break either. Watching that show while pumped-up on caffeine could get me killed. Anymore excitement and my brain might explode out of my eye sockets and splatter across the screen and all over my cube. And then my parents would have to sue 7-11 for allowing such a dangerous drink to grace their shelves, or fridges, or whatever. And then my potentially cancer-ridden body and what's left of my head and the bits of it all over my cube would have to be gathered, scraped off, then cremated. And whatever money my parents manage to win out of the lawsuit would be used to commision a famous sculptor to mix my ashy remains with clay to make a bust of me, which would stand in our den as a reminder to all to avoid drinking too much milk tea.
Damn, this caffeine has sure affected my logical circuits. Or maybe it's the radiation from the computer screen after all.
Stoned Lemurs
In other news, did you know that animals could get hooked on substances just like humans? Lemurs use millipede poison to ward-off insects. At the same time, this insect repelant makes lemurs high. It's true. I saw it on Animal Planet. I thought I've seen a lot, but you haven't seen anything until you've seen stoned lemurs. And drunk monkeys. Yes, monkeys like to get drunk, just like humans. Caffeine for thought.
Can radiation from the screen transform a bottle of liquid into a poisonous drink? I think that's exactly what happened to my milk tea. I drank half a bottle and now I feel mild heart palpitations. I can't breathe and my chest feels tight. Sitting on my chair, I feel the beat of my heart rock my upper torso back and forth ever so slightly. Since this morning, the bottle has been positioned beside the monitor and I think the radiation has infected it somehow. I could be growing cancer cells as we speak. Or even worse. Or maybe I'm just being paranoid because of too much caffeine. I feel lightheaded and fuzzy. I feel like I'm disembodied somehow and I'm typing this through somebody else's body. My hands are shaking, I can't stay still.
I didn't know a bottle of milk tea could contain so much caffeine. The writing on the bottle states "Caffeine below 500ppm". I don't exactly know what that means. All I know is, milk tea shouldn't affect someone this much. It's tea with milk, for jollibeezus' sake. Milk. Tea.
If I don't get-out soon, I think I may die of a heart attack. It doesn't help that I'm watching Prison Break either. Watching that show while pumped-up on caffeine could get me killed. Anymore excitement and my brain might explode out of my eye sockets and splatter across the screen and all over my cube. And then my parents would have to sue 7-11 for allowing such a dangerous drink to grace their shelves, or fridges, or whatever. And then my potentially cancer-ridden body and what's left of my head and the bits of it all over my cube would have to be gathered, scraped off, then cremated. And whatever money my parents manage to win out of the lawsuit would be used to commision a famous sculptor to mix my ashy remains with clay to make a bust of me, which would stand in our den as a reminder to all to avoid drinking too much milk tea.
Damn, this caffeine has sure affected my logical circuits. Or maybe it's the radiation from the computer screen after all.
Stoned Lemurs
In other news, did you know that animals could get hooked on substances just like humans? Lemurs use millipede poison to ward-off insects. At the same time, this insect repelant makes lemurs high. It's true. I saw it on Animal Planet. I thought I've seen a lot, but you haven't seen anything until you've seen stoned lemurs. And drunk monkeys. Yes, monkeys like to get drunk, just like humans. Caffeine for thought.