this is so funny (and ridiculous)
analu: suddently interested in astrology
About the Taurus woman
Regardless of her astral signs, the Taurus woman is well put together (even when she is mignonne) and beautiful in a healthy way. You can rarely see a fragile and weak Taurus woman (and when it happens, such a woman must be immediately asked to gain weight, because otherwise she just wastes the astral energy).
Everybody likes the Taurus woman, both for her born sensuality that she is aware of, and for her sex appeal that she intentionally cultivates since adolescence. The outlined and often full lips, the heavy breasts, severely caught in tight blouses, or let completely loose and naked with an innocent brazenness beneath the blouses made of slightly indiscrete fabric, the colours of her provocative clothes contain an innocently defiant refinement that does not aim the sexual offer but the erotic adolescent provocation.
If she is caught off guard, the Taurus woman will tell you about some recipe that impressed her when she was a child and which she will make as good all her life or she will tell you about how much she wishes to live in Switzerland (the ideal land for all Taurus people). It would be as if her fate was to teach gastronomy, instead of being assaulted by men!
Don’t be fooled by her innocent conversation! If you have become dependent on a Taurus woman’s taste, it is possible that you remain this woman’s admirer forever for she is erotically endowed and conservative enough to make you not want to leave her again.
not want to leave her AGAIN?!?!?!?! what the fuck xD!!!!
like I want to live in Switzerland...
http://www.eastrolog.com/love-horoscopes-for-women/taurus-woman-love-profile.php
About the Taurus woman
Regardless of her astral signs, the Taurus woman is well put together (even when she is mignonne) and beautiful in a healthy way. You can rarely see a fragile and weak Taurus woman (and when it happens, such a woman must be immediately asked to gain weight, because otherwise she just wastes the astral energy).
Everybody likes the Taurus woman, both for her born sensuality that she is aware of, and for her sex appeal that she intentionally cultivates since adolescence. The outlined and often full lips, the heavy breasts, severely caught in tight blouses, or let completely loose and naked with an innocent brazenness beneath the blouses made of slightly indiscrete fabric, the colours of her provocative clothes contain an innocently defiant refinement that does not aim the sexual offer but the erotic adolescent provocation.
If she is caught off guard, the Taurus woman will tell you about some recipe that impressed her when she was a child and which she will make as good all her life or she will tell you about how much she wishes to live in Switzerland (the ideal land for all Taurus people). It would be as if her fate was to teach gastronomy, instead of being assaulted by men!
Don’t be fooled by her innocent conversation! If you have become dependent on a Taurus woman’s taste, it is possible that you remain this woman’s admirer forever for she is erotically endowed and conservative enough to make you not want to leave her again.
not want to leave her AGAIN?!?!?!?! what the fuck xD!!!!
like I want to live in Switzerland...
http://www.eastrolog.com/love-horoscopes-for-women/taurus-woman-love-profile.php