[locked] Saved Voicemail for Parker
Yeah. [loose-drawled, hint of a slur, and then drumming of fingers on wood while the phone works its mojo]
Don't freak out. I mean it. [light growl, but loose and soft] I'm not callin' you from beyond the grave or anything. I'm fine. Stuck god knows where god knows why with a whole fucklot of nothing but what I'm carrying, but fine.
Quit hassling Hardison to find me. And quit poking Sophie. She's real. Don't be too hard on Nate. It's not his fault I'm not there.
M'just gonna tell you this one more time. I'm not dead.
[longish pause with ambient bar noise] And one more thing [drawled out slow] the moon landing? That happened.