And today we have
Penang Bridge!
Caller : What's this I hear about you being very skinny, aneroxic even and they're making you put on weight?
Penang Bridge (PB) : Oh yeah, it was in the tabloids, they had incriminating pictures...There was a traffic flow problem and they're planning to add more lanes. So now I'm on a diet of concrete, cement and stones.
...later in the conversation...
Caller : I can't wait to ride you.
DJ : You just called to say that, didn't you!!
The ghei innuendoes are spawning like rabid bunnies. LoL!