What does the cow drink?

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uh-huh

I've been using Duolingo to learn German and there's a bonus skill level called "Flirting", or in other words, sentences and phrases I'll never use in my life lmao.

(I've kept a 12 day streak on Duolingo so far, which is definitely an improvement compared to having my old German textbook on my desk untouched for the last few months, so I think I'm doing fine so far. The fact that I found out about the site soon after the world cup final definitely helped with the motivation lol)


And then there was this...



Die Kuh trinkt Wasser.
The cow drinks water.

And this was amusing because I'd just watched this certain video...

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WHAT IS PERSONAL SPACE

I may or may not have watched this video a million times and laughed every single time because they're ridiculous.

Müller: Basti, come over here, I have a riddle for you! Come, sit down!
Basti: /snuggles
Müller: What colour is this couch?
Basti: White
Müller: What colour is snow?
Basti: White
Müller: I'm running out of questions. What colour is the penalty [spot] from recent games?
Basti: White white white. Where you totally missed!
Müller: And the home kit, what nice colour is that?
Basti: White
Müller: And what does a cow drink?
Basti: Milk
/RIDICULOUS LAUGHTER AND HUGS
Basti: You almost-
Müller: Not milk. Water!
/more ridiculous laughter
Müller: I got you!
Basti: That's the first time I've heard that!
Müller: Yeah? Now this is going on youtube, you ass!

[Translation taken with minor edit from the comment section, courtesy of Chunwa Wong]

I haven't heard this joke in a long time XD