Sho is 32
翔ちゃん、おたおめれーしょん！！
Happy birthday, Sho!
Since I'm not - and will never be - eloquent enough to express my feels in words that are not keysmash or capslock, I went through my screencaps folders to look for things to post and ended up with a disgusting number of screencaps. So, here, have all of them, categorised into thirty-two things. Sho is, of course, more than just these thirty-two things, but I'd have to sit here for an eternity otherwise.
01. Baby Sho
I meant to post pics of how tiny he was as a Junior, but then I found this in my scap folder first:
An actual baby Sho.
GUUUUHH SO TINY
Tiny sho in gigantic t-shirt and already a failboat at 12 and was made to give Koichi a kanchou and later made to tell another dude to not be so full of himself.
The combination of tininess (is that a word?) and the very SHO expression and reaction was sooooo unbearably adorable!!
Tiny sho wearing his cap backwards. guuuuuhhhh.
This costume screams JOHNNY'S JUNIOR lol
02. The Badass
Look-wise. The one that's contrary to the, uh, model student image he seems to have now (and I was just re-watching HnA's Ranking Derby segments, and maaaan was his public image amazingly positive). Maybe, it's the blonde. Which I really like.
♥
03. Kageyama
I finished NazoDi in one sitting and was left wondering if I was secretly a masochist.
And I watched the movie in the cinema so there's an extra special feel for Kageyama. ♥
04. Glasses
I just really like it when my pretty favourite people wear glasses, among other things.
The salaryman
05. Kariage
I just really love the side kariage. Like, really love it. Like, love ashaksjkaskl.
2012 version
2013 version
06. Poses
That one when everyone was like stop with that already you but Sho went on posing over and over whenever he had the chance.
with Ohno as a bonus
with Jun as a bonus
07. The Momentary Single Eyelid
I've seen Maru and at least one other person do this. HOW do you do that!?
08. Apparently, Likes Maru
And I like everyone who does. ♥
09. The Fail
I fail for not having more scaps of the fail moments, but surely everyone knows about Sho's fails. I knew about captain failboat before I was even a fan. That's pretty amazing.
Two challenges so far, Sho has yet managed to conquer the Odaiba's chin.
10. The Hand Covering the Face, Fully or Partially
Covering in shame
Covering in disbelieve
Covering while thinking
The cool covering
Uh, it's like a mask, so it's kind of a covering. I guess.
11. The Hand Touching the Face
The "what is this person saying?"
The headache
The... I don't know but I like the profile.
The inivicible glasses
The loving look
The thinking
Clearly amused
I can hear the "shakiiiin" in my head.
12. The Girl
The gyaru
The wig fits so naturally I just can't.
To amusing to leave out.
But he has a tiara you see~
13. The Cosplay
A panda. Surely this passes as a cosplay.
Barely scratched the surface. There are like 32829329129 more cosplays Arashi has done.
14. The Double Parka
Double Parka, The Legend
Double Parka, The Revenge
15. The Nadegata
I may or may not have laughed when I watched this PV.
16. The Sleeveless
Nadegata or not, I really like Sho sleeveless, thank you very much.
The universe conspires that Sho must wear sleeveless.
Mmmm
So this happened.
17. The Words
Sometimes, a random line/word Sho says is just really really very funny. Sometimes, they just tickle my funny bone in the exact correct spot.
Laughed till I cried at this one. Hah. Seriously, you.
18. The "MATSUSHIMA!"
The angry version
The happy version
19. The Omnomnom Face/The Chipmunk Cheek
nuff said.
20. The Knowing Smile
It's the, I see you're smiling, but I don't know what you're REALLY thinking, and I probably wouldn't want to know, nor care, what it is anyway, smile. It's not something I would appreciate coming from someone irl, but it's Sho and it's so unnnfff I don't even get it.
21. The Silly Faces
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
22. The Sawayaka~
When Sho makes this kind of face, it's like I can always feel the cooling breeze blowing through. lol.
Saying that with that face...
It's the fringe. Maybe.
23. The Tortured Face
Pretty sure I had capped it for Sho's fingers.
BRB CRYING FOREVER
Yeah... no, I don't remember what that's for.
24. The "AWWW"
This screenshot does not do the moment justice ;A;
Ovaries explosion
I died.
I can't remember what made this face, but aww, there there :3
25. The Squishy
Those eyes.
... But I really like that Minnie doll and how it looked when Sho's holding it idek and I can't fit it in other categories, so...
Can someone explain how Sho looked so funny here? X3
I downloaded this clip just for how squishy and cuddly and comfy he looked all wrapped up. And if he's going to be all wrapped up and squishy while reporting for the Sochi Winter Olympic, I'll be in deep trouble.
26. The Artist
It seems really vital for an idol group to have at least one person with ridiculous talent in drawing. (Tegoshi still tops everyone with his amazing drawing skill seriously though.)
Totoro
Tiger. And a kadomatsu.
And Sho can draw in perspective OMG.
Again, barely scratched the surface of how amazing Sho's drawing is.
27. The Thinking Pose/The Serious Face
You may wonder how this is any different from the hand touching the face category. To put it simply, there's a whole higher level of unnnnf.
And I really like seeing my faves holding pens. Beats me. Nep League is such a fabulous show for me.
28. The HOT
It just didn't feel right to resize them any smaller X3
29. The "This Looks Wrong"
The amazing chikubi t-shirt. Sho's face though. Staph.
Weeeeell...
Ok.
30. The Stiffness
Sho's inflexibility is really unnfff. Something is wrong with me.
31. The Pretty Shots Deserve A Separate Category
*_*
I like the fringe. And the profile. And the fringe idek.
♥
32. ShoJun
Excuse my bias showing.
When I knew it, I was already going ShoJun~! (or Sakamoto Sakumoto, as known in the English-speaking fandom, but I always read it as Sakamoto, and I even typed it wrong wtf.) My Arashi tlist just so happened to be so inclined too, so... it's inevitable. The basis of my otps is always, uhh, a combination of my favourites, who also happen to look really great when they're next to each other.
It's amazing no one can say that to Jun now lol.
The tables have clearly turned. /flails all over the place
HANDS. /flails all over the place.
*insert your favourite suggestive jokes*
So Sho took the cookie, but Jun said he wanted to try that. And so, Sho put it back slowly, careful to not offend anyone.
Look at your face. XD
And I died all over the place.
/crying
You guys are so weird I swear.
That time SJ acted as the maid (minus cosplay, too bad) together :3
I love HnA's seating arrangement seriously.
Random Captain Tsubasa play.
Just because they're wearing football jerseys.
♥
Happy birthday, Sho!
Since I'm not - and will never be - eloquent enough to express my feels in words that are not keysmash or capslock, I went through my screencaps folders to look for things to post and ended up with a disgusting number of screencaps. So, here, have all of them, categorised into thirty-two things. Sho is, of course, more than just these thirty-two things, but I'd have to sit here for an eternity otherwise.
01. Baby Sho
I meant to post pics of how tiny he was as a Junior, but then I found this in my scap folder first:
An actual baby Sho.
GUUUUHH SO TINY
Tiny sho in gigantic t-shirt and already a failboat at 12 and was made to give Koichi a kanchou and later made to tell another dude to not be so full of himself.
The combination of tininess (is that a word?) and the very SHO expression and reaction was sooooo unbearably adorable!!
Tiny sho wearing his cap backwards. guuuuuhhhh.
This costume screams JOHNNY'S JUNIOR lol
02. The Badass
Look-wise. The one that's contrary to the, uh, model student image he seems to have now (and I was just re-watching HnA's Ranking Derby segments, and maaaan was his public image amazingly positive). Maybe, it's the blonde. Which I really like.
♥
03. Kageyama
I finished NazoDi in one sitting and was left wondering if I was secretly a masochist.
And I watched the movie in the cinema so there's an extra special feel for Kageyama. ♥
04. Glasses
I just really like it when my pretty favourite people wear glasses, among other things.
The salaryman
05. Kariage
I just really love the side kariage. Like, really love it. Like, love ashaksjkaskl.
2012 version
2013 version
06. Poses
That one when everyone was like stop with that already you but Sho went on posing over and over whenever he had the chance.
with Ohno as a bonus
with Jun as a bonus
07. The Momentary Single Eyelid
I've seen Maru and at least one other person do this. HOW do you do that!?
08. Apparently, Likes Maru
And I like everyone who does. ♥
09. The Fail
I fail for not having more scaps of the fail moments, but surely everyone knows about Sho's fails. I knew about captain failboat before I was even a fan. That's pretty amazing.
Two challenges so far, Sho has yet managed to conquer the Odaiba's chin.
10. The Hand Covering the Face, Fully or Partially
Covering in shame
Covering in disbelieve
Covering while thinking
The cool covering
Uh, it's like a mask, so it's kind of a covering. I guess.
11. The Hand Touching the Face
The "what is this person saying?"
The headache
The... I don't know but I like the profile.
The inivicible glasses
The loving look
The thinking
Clearly amused
I can hear the "shakiiiin" in my head.
12. The Girl
The gyaru
The wig fits so naturally I just can't.
To amusing to leave out.
But he has a tiara you see~
13. The Cosplay
A panda. Surely this passes as a cosplay.
Barely scratched the surface. There are like 32829329129 more cosplays Arashi has done.
14. The Double Parka
Double Parka, The Legend
Double Parka, The Revenge
15. The Nadegata
I may or may not have laughed when I watched this PV.
16. The Sleeveless
Nadegata or not, I really like Sho sleeveless, thank you very much.
The universe conspires that Sho must wear sleeveless.
Mmmm
So this happened.
17. The Words
Sometimes, a random line/word Sho says is just really really very funny. Sometimes, they just tickle my funny bone in the exact correct spot.
Laughed till I cried at this one. Hah. Seriously, you.
18. The "MATSUSHIMA!"
The angry version
The happy version
19. The Omnomnom Face/The Chipmunk Cheek
nuff said.
20. The Knowing Smile
It's the, I see you're smiling, but I don't know what you're REALLY thinking, and I probably wouldn't want to know, nor care, what it is anyway, smile. It's not something I would appreciate coming from someone irl, but it's Sho and it's so unnnfff I don't even get it.
21. The Silly Faces
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
22. The Sawayaka~
When Sho makes this kind of face, it's like I can always feel the cooling breeze blowing through. lol.
Saying that with that face...
It's the fringe. Maybe.
23. The Tortured Face
Pretty sure I had capped it for Sho's fingers.
BRB CRYING FOREVER
Yeah... no, I don't remember what that's for.
24. The "AWWW"
This screenshot does not do the moment justice ;A;
Ovaries explosion
I died.
I can't remember what made this face, but aww, there there :3
25. The Squishy
Those eyes.
... But I really like that Minnie doll and how it looked when Sho's holding it idek and I can't fit it in other categories, so...
Can someone explain how Sho looked so funny here? X3
I downloaded this clip just for how squishy and cuddly and comfy he looked all wrapped up. And if he's going to be all wrapped up and squishy while reporting for the Sochi Winter Olympic, I'll be in deep trouble.
26. The Artist
It seems really vital for an idol group to have at least one person with ridiculous talent in drawing. (Tegoshi still tops everyone with his amazing drawing skill seriously though.)
Totoro
Tiger. And a kadomatsu.
And Sho can draw in perspective OMG.
Again, barely scratched the surface of how amazing Sho's drawing is.
27. The Thinking Pose/The Serious Face
You may wonder how this is any different from the hand touching the face category. To put it simply, there's a whole higher level of unnnnf.
And I really like seeing my faves holding pens. Beats me. Nep League is such a fabulous show for me.
28. The HOT
It just didn't feel right to resize them any smaller X3
29. The "This Looks Wrong"
The amazing chikubi t-shirt. Sho's face though. Staph.
Weeeeell...
Ok.
30. The Stiffness
Sho's inflexibility is really unnfff. Something is wrong with me.
31. The Pretty Shots Deserve A Separate Category
*_*
I like the fringe. And the profile. And the fringe idek.
♥
32. ShoJun
Excuse my bias showing.
When I knew it, I was already going ShoJun~! (or Sakamoto Sakumoto, as known in the English-speaking fandom, but I always read it as Sakamoto, and I even typed it wrong wtf.) My Arashi tlist just so happened to be so inclined too, so... it's inevitable. The basis of my otps is always, uhh, a combination of my favourites, who also happen to look really great when they're next to each other.
It's amazing no one can say that to Jun now lol.
The tables have clearly turned. /flails all over the place
HANDS. /flails all over the place.
*insert your favourite suggestive jokes*
So Sho took the cookie, but Jun said he wanted to try that. And so, Sho put it back slowly, careful to not offend anyone.
Look at your face. XD
And I died all over the place.
/crying
You guys are so weird I swear.
That time SJ acted as the maid (minus cosplay, too bad) together :3
I love HnA's seating arrangement seriously.
Random Captain Tsubasa play.
Just because they're wearing football jerseys.
♥