I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and wide set vagina.

[yllohesacrop]

we live in the end times my friends.

end. times.

I cannot believe October is over.

what a painfully short and unsatisfying month it was.

but November proves to be a better month. beyond my birthday, more to the fact that I will be going to Key West. I will be sipping drinks at a bar while watching the sun set over the ocean.

yes, it will be beautiful. I cannot wait.

in other news, I have this horrible desire to do all things bad for me. I mean.

all.

things.

bad.

in the words of the mountain goats "I hope I never get sober".

basically I want to get a hotel room with a couple friends and just go on smoking, drinking, and doing all things bad for a few days in a row. and once I sober up, I'll be fine.

I guess it's just something I need to get out of my system eventually.

eventually...

okay, that's all. direct all questions to my secretary.