36 random things that i won't post to facebook but wanted to write anyway

Feb 05, 2009 23:39

1. during my freshman, sophomore, and part of junior year my math teacher, mr. dunsmore, pronounced my name aliyah (like the dead hip hop artist) because i didn't have the balls to correct him

2. it blew my mind when i learned sophomore was spelled with an "o" after the "ph". i actually tried to correct the person who told me the correct spelling and was publicly embarrassed. in front of two other people.

3. i frequently confuse the letters "g" and "j" when i spell things out loud even though i can see the right letter in my head. it must be the little tail on the letters.

4. my first word was "bubba" which is what i used called my brother

5. i have a birthmark on my right palm near my thumb

6. i used to not use toilet paper in elementary school when i used the potties at school because i thought i was saving paper. only number one though. i didn't start number two-ing at school until about fifth grade.

7. my favorite part of the day used to be when my dad would get home because i would meet him at the top of our driveway and he would let me sit in his lap and steer down the hill into our carport

8. i brush my teeth on an average of once every two days and i never floss. last year my dentist told me that my dental hygiene was "average."

9. when i was about 5 i asked my grandmother how old she was. she told me that she was forty years old while at the time my mom was about forty five. then i pictured my grandmother as a baby giving birth to a five year-old version of my mom.

10. three of my closest friends are all named Katie

11. the only part of my body that i wouldn't change is my hair. i will never dye it.

12. i wore my hair in a ponytail for approximately a decade. only during the past few years have i felt more comfortable wearing it down and people who knew me for that decade still find it surprising when i don't have my hair pulled back.

13. i have never and will never smoke cigarettes

14. i lost my favorite pen during the chaos of signing yearbooks sophomore year. i think someone stole it from my pencil pouch without asking. i almost cried when i realized it was gone and still get somewhat emotional thinking about it.

15. all my best friends were boys until fourth grade

16. i confuse the words prescription and subscription almost always. but only when i'm trying to talk about a magazine "prescription" not about picking up a "subscription" from walgreens.

17. the only flavor Jelly Belly i don't eat is licorice. my favorite flavors are tutti frutti, buttered popcorn, coconut, vanilla bean, and bubble gum. i've been known to eat about a half pound bag in one sitting.

18. i had a palette expander in middle school and actually enjoyed cranking it every morning

19. i used to call spaghetti "gebbi" and only ate it if my mom cut the noodles into inch long pieces

20. i used to bite my big toe nails

21. i drank a glass of Welch's Passion Fruit Juice and hot chocolate milk every morning as a young child. except i would tell my mom to make "little bit hot chocolate milk" because i didn't like it too hot.

22. i am the only one in my family with brown/red hair, including my pets. my mom, dad, brother, deceased cat, and dog all have/had black hair.

23. i tie my shoes by making two bunny ears because that's how my brother taught me. tying them the other way requires much more concentration.

24. i chose to play the saxophone because of that scene in star wars. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCA04lFuu6M ]

25. i have a scar on my left knee that i got from falling in a gutter three new year's eves ago. i wasn't drunk. i promise.

26. i never cheated on a test since the time i got caught with a cheat sheet for a spelling test in first grade. one of the words was brain.

27. i stopped biting my fingernails in sixth grade when i changed schools because i thought the popular girls would think it was gross and not be friends with me. i still don't bite my fingernails and i was never friends with those popular girls.

28. when i get really excited/nervous about saying something i stutter. sometimes i think i'm developing a speech impediment.

29. i have never seen forrest gump, sound of music, or the departed.

30. i have only been to the basement, first, and twenty third floor of the WEB DuBois Library

31. i used to be very afraid of the dark and thunderstorms to the point that i had to sleep with a night light and sneak into my parents bed when i heard thunder. i still have a slight fear of both.

32. i used to call Campbell's Chicken Corn Chowder Soup "Camping Soup" because we ate it on every camping trip

33. although i'm not very religious, i believe somewhat in reincarnation

34. i cheated on my eye test when i was getting my drivers license. i squinted so i could read the letters pretending that i have perfect vision.

35. i don't wear my flip flops into the dorm showers

36. of the eight sticks of chap stick i own, i only paid for three of them
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