Muncie, Indiana, Muncie, Indiana, Muncie, Indiana, That´s the town that that "knew me when."
i feel the write to mangle the lyrics to the music man. it is a faggoty musical no?
i just felt like giving all y'alls a taste of muncie headlines, because i remembered they existed a couple minutes ago:
i. dog fighting on (insert eerie sound effect) numbered streets -- "Police have taken an aggressive position this spring against the underground contests."
ii. when you lose your license for DUIs, just get a scooter -- "Stewart's primary mode of transportation has become a scooter. Top speed is about 35 miles per hour, and there's no putting the top up in the winter. Nor are they built for two. "A guy's got an ego, and a guy wants to show that he's something," said Stewart, who is single. "How do you do that on a scooter? How do you date someone on a scooter? You don't.""
iii. opinion piece: daylight savings time -- big city jabberwocky or work of the devil himself? -- "During the summer, the Ohio stations start David Letterman an hour earlier. If Indiana changes, I'll miss him and most of the television shows that come on after 10 o'clock ... because it will be after 11 o'clock. Of course, people like Governor Daniels, who is a strong advocate the change, think we should be on the same time as New York, Washington and the rest of the east coast. The governor, an East Coast kinda guy, claims we are losing money because we don't "spring ahead," but I'm skeptical about the economic advantages of more sunshine. I'm more inclined to believe that the men with the money and power want to extend the golf day. Actually, I've always been proud that Hoosiers were never convinced that moving the hands on their clocks actually changed the longitude."
i'm already bored of this. conclusion: the daily show writers need to read the star press.
i just felt like giving all y'alls a taste of muncie headlines, because i remembered they existed a couple minutes ago:
i. dog fighting on (insert eerie sound effect) numbered streets -- "Police have taken an aggressive position this spring against the underground contests."
ii. when you lose your license for DUIs, just get a scooter -- "Stewart's primary mode of transportation has become a scooter. Top speed is about 35 miles per hour, and there's no putting the top up in the winter. Nor are they built for two. "A guy's got an ego, and a guy wants to show that he's something," said Stewart, who is single. "How do you do that on a scooter? How do you date someone on a scooter? You don't.""
iii. opinion piece: daylight savings time -- big city jabberwocky or work of the devil himself? -- "During the summer, the Ohio stations start David Letterman an hour earlier. If Indiana changes, I'll miss him and most of the television shows that come on after 10 o'clock ... because it will be after 11 o'clock. Of course, people like Governor Daniels, who is a strong advocate the change, think we should be on the same time as New York, Washington and the rest of the east coast. The governor, an East Coast kinda guy, claims we are losing money because we don't "spring ahead," but I'm skeptical about the economic advantages of more sunshine. I'm more inclined to believe that the men with the money and power want to extend the golf day. Actually, I've always been proud that Hoosiers were never convinced that moving the hands on their clocks actually changed the longitude."
i'm already bored of this. conclusion: the daily show writers need to read the star press.