Prompt Post - Part Ten

[yj_anon]

I am REALLY, REALLY SORRY about taking so long, guys, and about not being around much recently. I've been busier than I have in a while, and it just kept slipping my mind between uni applications and volunteering and all sorts- for some reason I thought we were much further off a new post.

If there is anything I haven't responded to, as of now, I'm

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[a_bit_fanatic]

″A blonde, a ginger, and a brunette walked into a bar. The ginger murdered the blonde. The brunette tried to mediate. Other blondes retaliated. Things got a bit messy. The brunettes and some black haired people got caught in the crossfire, got angry, and banded together. Seeing as there were more of them, they won. The end.″

″That's not really funny.″

″Wars aren't funny. They're the antithesis of funniness. It's kind of the point.″

″...That's really depressing.″

″Yeah.″

″Want to go to a bar?″

″Sure.″

~-!-~

...Yeah. I had better things in mind, but this just happened. I have no idea who's talking.

I'm really sorry.

Here, this is slightly less bad:

~-!-~

″But... Barry, you're my uncle!″ Wally said, devastated.

″Kid, some things go beyond family, and hair color is one of those things.″

″You can't... I can't...″ Wally's crumpled face hardened. ″Fine. Then I'm calling in reinforcements.″

Barry glowered. ″Wally, this is personal, you can't bring in other people, this is between family - ″

″Oh? I thought family didn't matter, Barry.″ Wally said, practically spitting the name out. ″Besides, Iris is family.″

Barry's face congealed into a mask of horror. ″Kid, that's unfair, you're not allowed to bring in wives, that's cheating...″

″All's fair in love and war, Barry.″ Wally smirked triumphantly, knowing this battle was as good as won.

((Key word is slightly less bad. Still horribly unfunny.))