Prompt Post - Part Ten

[yj_anon]

I am REALLY, REALLY SORRY about taking so long, guys, and about not being around much recently. I've been busier than I have in a while, and it just kept slipping my mind between uni applications and volunteering and all sorts- for some reason I thought we were much further off a new post.

If there is anything I haven't responded to, as of now, I'm

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My Poor Innocent Baby 6

[athallie]

On the first day of his training, Batman told him to be prepared for anything. Robin took that lesson to heart. His utility belt was always loaded with all types of equipment and tools that could be used in more than one situation. He had learned as many martial art techniques as possible. He knows how to plan, to act, and to disappear in every scenario there could be.

But for all his preparation and training, he never expected to find himself fighting for his life practically naked - a wet towel was the only thing keeping his crotch and butt from total exposure, and it was already loose. He was also armed only with a pair of shades and it's only use was to protect his identity. Last and most important, was that he was up against a League member who can run at the speed of light. A really furious League member who can run at the speed of light.

They should put this scenario in the training simulation in the Batcave. It would be the perfect unbeatable-boss-worst level. What would Batman do in this situation? No. Rephrase. Would Batman even think of being in this situation? This is ridiculous!

Robin did his best to dodge the Flash. Who could have known fighting a speedster will be this hard? To beat them, you just have to simply trip them. Make them lose their footing. But it was hard to make the older hero loose his footing when he could evade your attacks before you could even reach him.

He looked back at Aqualad and Superboy. The Atlantean was having problems moving around. He couldn't blame him though because just like him, the only thing keeping him from being stark naked was a small towel. Meanwhile, Superboy already lose the towel and trying his best to keep up with the Flash. There was no problem for him to be naked while fighting. The benefits of ignorance from social norms.

While the Flash was preoccupied, Robin tried to make run for the closets. His utility belt was there. Aqualad headed that way too because he left his holsters there. Weapons were sorely needed at the moment.

They never made it though because Flash started running around in circles - creating a mini tornado. Robin, Aqualad, and Superboy were blown away. The boys held their towels for dear life. If they're going to die by speedster fury then at least they must preserve their dignity.

Robin started cursing. Where was KF when they needed him? He was the only one that could help them right now. Where was he? Just then he saw a towel fly by his face. He resisted the urge to facepalm. He forgot he had left Wally in nothing but his birthday suit before Flash whisked him away. His poor friend must be squirming in indignity right now.

That was when he had an idea. He grabbed the towel.

"Hey! Flash!" Robin did his best throw. Thank God, he made lucky shot. Wally's towel covered his uncle face, rendering him blind.

Re: My Poor Innocent Baby 6

[seraphic_blast]

XDDDDDD I really do wonder what batman would do, or think of doing in that kind of situation! After all who thinks of fighting for their lives naked against one of their team mates, or one of your teammates uncles. This is awesome!

Re: My Poor Innocent Baby 6

[athallie]

Er... Like you, I don't know what Batman WILL do in that situation but considering how crazy prepared AND resourceful he is, he'll find a way eventually.

Thanks

Re: My Poor Innocent Baby 6

[seraphic_blast]

Mwahahahha I caught that ^_^ *hugs you* you are all kinds of amazing!

Re: My Poor Innocent Baby 6

[flashadmirer11]

They do know that fighting just makes it worse, right? It's just delaying the inevitable. Though, at the same time, if they don't then they'll probably be dead by now. This is some serious chizz that Flash is dealing upon the teens.

lol The unbeatable boss level thing would be absolutely classic. I bet that Robin will get Bruce to install it if they survive this experience.

The guys are lucky that Superboy isn't too self conscious or really cares all that much if he loses his towel because the others have such a disadvantage with them trying to preserve their dignities.

I can't believe the towel actually worked. But, I think he just made him madder, which probably got then worse off. They better have a death wish because they probably won't survive this encounter.