Prompt Post - Part Nine [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

Part one here!

Part two here!

Part three here!

Part four here!

Part five here!

Part six here!

Part seven here!

Part eight here!

Feel free to reprompt posts from previous parts once. If you do so, I'd recommend leaving a link to your fill on the original prompt,

Comments

Fill

[a_bit_fanatic]

″A blonde, a ginger, and a brunette walked into a bar. The ginger murdered the blonde. The brunette tried to mediate. Other blondes retaliated. Things got a bit messy. The brunettes and some black haired people got caught in the crossfire, got angry, and banded together. Seeing as there were more of them, they won. The end.″

″That's not really funny.″

″Wars aren't funny. They're the antithesis of funniness. It's kind of the point.″

″...That's really depressing.″

″Yeah.″

″Want to go to a bar?″

″Sure.″

~-!-~

...Yeah. I had better things in mind, but this just happened. I have no idea who's talking.

I'm really sorry.

Here, this is slightly less bad:

~-!-~

″But... Barry, you're my uncle!″ Wally said, devastated.

″Kid, some things go beyond family, and hair color is one of those things.″

″You can't... I can't...″ Wally's crumpled face hardened. ″Fine. Then I'm calling in reinforcements.″

Barry glowered. ″Wally, this is personal, you can't bring in other people, this is between family - ″

″Oh? I thought family didn't matter, Barry.″ Wally said, practically spitting the name out. ″Besides, Iris is family.″

Barry's face congealed into a mask of horror. ″Kid, that's unfair, you're not allowed to bring in wives, that's cheating...″

″All's fair in love and war, Barry.″ Wally smirked triumphantly, knowing this battle was as good as won.((Key word is slightly.))

Re: Fill

[a_bit_fanatic]

I know that editing comments is now allowed for everyone, but do you think you could please do most of your editing before you post? Every edit you do shows up as a new comment, which is a bit frustrating. :/

(You're not the only one, just the one that I noticed right now.)

Re: Fill

[a_bit_fanatic]

Oh, I'm sorry! I'll stop, thank you for telling me. I didn't realize it did that.

Re: Fill

[a_bit_fanatic]

It's fine! I think a lot of people aren't noticing that it happens, with it being newish, you know?