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Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year 4/7

[katty008]

One morning Talia steps outside to find a box on the front stoop, and inside the box are three kittens. I hear you take in strays, the note on the box says. Even I know when I simply cannot take any more in, so hopefully they will be able to find a good home with you.

Talia is about ready to storm off and tell Selina Kyle exactly what she can do with her kittens when Ace comes out, helps the kittens out of the box, picks up one of them, and herds the other two inside. Talia later finds them playing with Titus in Ace's large bed.

The kittens are named Huffy, Jamie, and Oboe. Talia is most definitely not jealous of Ace's mothering skills.

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Talia only expected Dick's outing to the Justice League headquarters to backfire horribly. She just had no idea how much. “What happened?!” she screeched upon Dick's exiting of the batmobile. Dick was apparently the wrong person to ask, because as soon as the words were out of her mouth he started babbling excitedly and only semi-coherently. She turned to Bruce, raising one questioning, disapproving eyebrow.

Bruce explained about Cadmus and Superboy and the team. While Talia does approve of Dick spending more time with kids his own age, she would prefer if it were in a more normal situation. Still, it seems like a better idea than some of Bruce's, and she mentally adds performing background checks on Dick's new teammates and updating the batcomputer's records on them and their known associates to her task list.

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'We'regonnadiewe'regonnadiewe'regonna-'

'KF, shut up.'

'Ninja. Assassins,' Wally enunciated over the psychic link. 'Ninja assassins of death. Ninja assassins that kill people, probably especially people that are a covert ops team they just caught sneaking around their secret ninja assassin base.'

Artemis sent a very vivid image of a lolcat across their psychic link with the eloquent caption, CALM YO TITS.

Robin sighed. 'Not the way I would've put it, but relax. I've got this covered.'

'Covered? You're tied up even more than the rest of us! Considering the company, that's not normal!'