Prompt Post - Part Six [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]
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I am so sorry for the delay, guys. Life has been hectic lately (exams, haha) and I lost track.
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"Magic... Magic, it has to be magic."
"I've told you a million times, there's no such thing as magic."
Robin looked up at Batman, questioningly. "But, what about the cabbage patch and the stork?"
Kaldur was pacing back and forth, muttering to himself. "My mother is going to kill me."
Superboy was still in shock... sitting down with his face in his hands. "How can I be pregnant? The genomorphs explained sexual reproduction to me. Males can't get pregnant."
"It's got to be magic!" Artemis interjected.
"For the last time--there's no such thing as magic."
Finally, Batman spoke for the first time since he'd informed Superboy of the fact that he was with child.
"There is such a thing as magic. Wally, a good scientist doesn't ignore evidence. However, I have a simpler explanation."
"What is it?" Kaldur asked.
"It could be that Kryptonian females look like Earth males." Then he added dryly, "A fact, I find hard to believe that Jor-El and Lara would have forgotten to mention."
Robin laughed. "Wait, are you saying Superman is actually Superwoman?"
"Perhaps."
"Wait, does that make Superman and Lois Lane lesbians?"
Artemis sent him a withering glare. "How do you know what lesbians are, but not where babies come from?"
Wally wrapped his arm around Robin, "Come on Rob, I'll show you where babies come from."
Batman yanked Robin back to his side and glared at Wally. "You most certainly will not."
Wally backed off.
"Wait, wait," Artemis said, rubbing her temples. "You mean this all could have been avoided if Super-whatever had just taken the time to explain stuff to Connor?"
Batman smiled and a shiver ran down everyone else's spine. "It's OK. I'm going to explain it all to Superlady and tell her how she's going to be the best grandmother in the history of the universe."
"It... it sound like there's an or else."
Batman just smiled.
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I loved how you went for the natural gut and blamed Superman for his lack of explanation.
The whole idea of screwed up alien anatomy in the way you did it was completely new compared to what other people normally do.
Loved the random Wally/Rob bit and how it started with Artemis and Wally arguing. Protective Daddy Bats is amazing.
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Oh and I love the way Kaldur was worried that his mother was going to kill him ! xD haha epic!
To everyone else: even more fills are welcome! But thank you writer!anon again!
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