Prompt Post - Part Six [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

Jun 21, 2011 12:02


THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

I am so sorry for the delay, guys. Life has been hectic lately (exams, haha) and I lost track.
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Part five here!

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Major Mothering Mayhem! (Fill 1a) anonymous August 18 2011, 02:18:08 UTC
(AN: Please don't ask - I've been awake since 4:30 and this has been stuck since I read the prompt...XD)

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"Well, this is pretty whelming..."

"That's a severe understatement, Rob..."

"Why are they touching my new boots!?"

"Great, GA finally lost it...I knew it was only a matter of time."

"Something is terribly wrong - I have never seen my king behave like this before..."

"Hello Megan! I just knew there was something was off about uncle J'onn!"

"With J'onn? Something's off with all of them!"

All had been going well. Their mission had gone smoothly, the reports memorized and filed, and spirits were high as the team returned to their Mount Justice headquarters for a well-earned rest. They should have known something was going to go wrong.

The team, along with Roy, could only stare in shock as their mentors, their heroes, bustled around their mountain base, and their actions could only be described as one thing: baby-proofing.

Flash was roaming from wall to wall, stuffing caps in each of the electric outlets while J'onn occupied the kitchen, silently drilling locks onto the cabinets under the sink.

"Why do they even have these things in here..." The Martian Manhunter muttered quietly to himself, "If my poor M'gann drank these toxins!"

"Forget the kitchen!" Flash called from across the room, "Can you imagine if Wally or one of the others stuck their fingers in these sockets?! Evil spawns of electric doom, I tell you!"

"Can't work with all this racket!" Green Arrow shouted from the doorway he was currently kneeling in, admiring the brand new baby gate he'd just installed, "I hope this'll hold...Artie climbs like a monkey..."

"Did you put a baby gate by the back door?" Superman called from the living room, and they team watched as the Man of Steel crouched down to put corner covers on the edges of their coffee and end tables, "The last thing we need is them wandering outside and falling into the ocean!"

"And what's wrong with the ocean?" Aquaman asked as he walked into the room, boxes of what appeared to be flotation devices under his arms, "Once we get the kiddie pool installed, they'll never have to leave!" The Atlantean king tosses the boxes down, rummaging inside one until he pulled out a deflated flotation ring that oddly resembled a giant pink squid, "My little Kal-Kal used to love this one! He called it Madame Squiddles!" Never before had Kaldur wished death upon himself.

"The training room has been emptied. The equipment is in the armory, which is under lock-down. If anyone even enters that corridor an alarm will be triggered," Batman said as he seemed to phase into the room from the shadows, "In the meantime, I've got the treats." From his cloak, the Dark Knight pulled out several grocery bags, each of them bulging with cartons of various ice creams.

"I think we can run..." Robin gulped, slowly looking over at his team mates, who all nodded in agreement. Luckily their presence had not been noticed by the League yet.

"They can't see us if we don't move too quickly..." Wally whispered as the team slowly turned as one towards the door, "We just need to-"

"WALLY, YOU'RE BACK!"

"Evey man for himself!" Wally screamed and bolted for the door as half of the members of the Justice League each turned their eyes toward their proteges.

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Re: Major Mothering Mayhem! (Fill 1b) anonymous August 18 2011, 02:20:27 UTC
(Damn word limit)

"Don't run Wally, you'll trip!" Flash shouted as he ran after him and in seconds the two were nothing but red and yellow blurs bolting around the room, "Uncle Barry knows best!"

"Take that belt off!" Batman suddenly shouted, running towards Robin with extended arms, "There are sharp weapons in it that can hurt my little bird!" Robin yelped and dodged Batman's vice-like grip, shooting a grappling hook into the ceiling and pulling himself to safety.

"My king, I must respectfully request that you stop this at once!" Kaldur shouted as Aquaman inflated Madame Squiddles with one breathe and wasted no time in trying to slip it over Kaldur's head.

"You can't get in the water without your floatie, Kal-Kal! You'll drown!" Aquaman insisted, chasing after him.

"Conner, your shoes!" Superman suddenly gasped, flying over towards his clone, "Here, let Daddy tie them!"

"Get away!" Conner yelled, jumping over Superman and landing on the other side of the base.

"Roy! Artie! Come give Papa a hug!" Oliver shouted as soon as he saw the two of them. The teen archers exchanged horrified looks before backing away from him.

"Ollie, are you drunk!?" Roy demanded as they realized that Ollie was wearing a 'World's Best Dad' shirt with cut-outs of both he and Artemis' faces pasted onto it. Oliver merely grinned back at them and opened his arms wider for a hug.

"Uncle J'onn please, I'm too old for that!" M'gann said as she suddenly floated past them. J'onn was quickly closing in on her, holding out a pair of bright purple footie pajamas.

"You can shape-shift to fit them!" he called back reassuringly, "I just want a few photos for your baby book!"

"Everyone fall back!" Kaldur shouted as he leaped over the couch, heading for the exit. In moments his teammates were hot on his heels, and right behind them were their mentors, all of them demanding that their babies slow down before they got hurt.

"Head for the Bioship!" M'Gann called up to her team-mates. Sadly, they never made it, because moments later their path was blocked by Black Canary, who was armed with a stack of Disney movies and baby blankets.

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Re: Major Mothering Mayhem! (Fill 1b) anonymous August 18 2011, 03:45:15 UTC
Ohmigod. This is awesome. I'm just...I'm just gonna sit in the corner and make dolphin noises now.

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Writer!Anon anonymous August 22 2011, 18:03:39 UTC
Ugh, late reply... =n=

But I'm glad you're liking it so far! :D Hopefully I'll have the next part up soon - in the meantime fear the wrath of Mama!Canary. XD

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Re: Writer!Anon anonymous November 8 2011, 23:33:40 UTC
This is FABULOUS! Any chance the next part will be posted soon?

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Re: Major Mothering Mayhem! (Fill 1b) raingoddess2040 October 16 2011, 03:59:36 UTC
OMG The awesomeness of this knows no bounds! Kal-Kal-!!! Arty climbing like a monkey! LMAOWROTFL!!!!

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