Prompt Post - Part Five [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]
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“You should wear a skirt.”
“I-uh.” Wally spluttered, nearly falling off his position on the roof. He grabbed at the ledge, eyes widening three times their normal size, and looked over to his current partner as ridiculously as the rest of the team was doing. His head spun, and-Alright, KF, you can totally find a reasonable explanation for your friend, who is only three months- “Why?”
“They’re distracting,” Superboy insisted. He crossed his arms matter-of-factly, head held high with seriousness Wally himself couldn’t conjure.
Rob (that traitor) choked on a laugh. Artemis was less considerate and laughed loudly.
Was that supposed to be a compliment? A flirt? Was Supey flirting with him? Wally stood up (though now he couldn’t help but feel a little self-conscious), arms crossing his chest. “Wh-What makes them distracting?” And he wasn’t blushing bright red. He wasn’t.
Okay, he was, but that was only because Supey gave him another look-pure Supey-ish, analytic, and crossed his arms. “They compliment you.”
“Well, I am a runner.”
“And they’d probably be very distracted by your legs.” Superboy nodded clearly, hands crossed over his chest before nudging his head to the side at the night club the team was currently surveying. “You can go in and pretend to be a showgirl.”
“And the girls can’t do it, why?”
“’cause your legs are nicer.” That comment earned a look from both Miss M. and Artemis. Superboy, however, looked absolutely serious. Then before Wally had the chance to faint, Supey elaborated. “Better you, than one of the girls, who could end up in a compromising position with no way out. That could lead to emotional scarring.”
“And during what part of those sixteen weeks did the genomes teach you dressing your teammate in drag is a good thing?!” If it counted, Wally was quite sure his voice hadn’t been this particular octave since he was five.
Superboy squinted, then tilted his head. “The seventh, when they covered anatomy and physiology.”
“Gah.” Wally grabbed Robin by the shoulders and lowered his head. He sulked.
“Superboy…brings up a very interesting point,” Kaldur said steadily after there was silence, a snicker, and a louder snicker. From the corner of Wally’s eye, he could see their leader carefully scrutinizing him. His ass. His legs--oh, god. “You would be able to enter enemy territory and quickly leave, before they had the chance to trace you.”
“And you do have those nice legs,” Robin mocked. He grinned, happily patting his best friend on the shoulder.
“He shaves them,” Supey said helpfully. Or unhealthily.
“You-ha…ha…HAHA.” Artemis pressed a hand to her mouth and the other on her belly, bustling with this freaking laughter. Wally wanted to die. Like, now.
“Hello, Megan!” Miss M pressed a hand to her head and flitted into the air, eyes wide and eager. Oh, nononono, not those cute adorable eyes with the green freckles… She looked over to him with the most horrible, cutest puppy dog face ever. “Artemis and I could do your makeup! Wally, can I please do your makeup? I’m organic, so I don’t really get to put anything on…please…?”
Why did she have to be cute?
And adorable?
And why did Supey know Wally shaved his legs? (No, really?)
And WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE ADORABLE?
Wally sighed the right level of melodrama before pushing out of Rob’s shaking-with-laughter torso, turning around, and gesturing to his legs. “…we’ll need to get a skirt.”
Megan cheered and Artemis burst into tears laughing so hard.
Rob, that evil little midget pulled out a platinum card. “We’ve got that covered.”
Artemis squinted, eyes carefully examining said card. “Why do you have the Bruce Wayne’s platinum card?”
“Because when you save him, he does something stupid like giving you one. Hahaha. He’s not the brightest person in the world.” Robin grinned, and that seemed to be enough for the rest of the team. Wally only sunk further in his sorrows.
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I also love that Kaldur is checking out Wally's assets for the good of the team. It cracks me up.
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This is fantastic. Can't wait to see more.
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“Don’t,” Artemis said irritably, much more menacing than Wally felt. The skirt was too breezy, met him only halfway, his hair had been mussed and this freaking bra was too freaking tight. “You’ll smudge the lipstick.”
“I’ll smudge the lipstick? I’ll smudge the lipstick?!” Wally harrumphed, hand immediately falling to the hem of his skirt and yanking it vehemently down his thighs. “This is breezy. I don’t like it. And I can’t run in these. And-”
“Your belly button’s showing,” Megan chirped helpfully. “It’s cute.”
“I don’t like this wig. It’s itchy.”
“I think he’s already hit his menstrual cycle,” Artemis slapped him upside the head. “C’mon, Kid Mouth, you’ve got a show to perform.”
Wally scowled again-carefully, so he didn’t smudge the lipstick like much earlier, and grabbed onto her for support as he climbed the steps down to the bottom. His fingers tugged angrily on the irritating wig, and finally he made it to the last step. After, you know, twenty minutes of really really really trying.
Supey, Rob, and Aqualad were staring at him. And-yeah, okay, he was willing to admit if he were a girl, he’d so date himself (one for when Miss M turned into a genderbent super-mega-hot version of himself as a girl and another because this long hair wasn’t that bad.)
“What?” Despite not being as tiny and acrobat-y as Rob, Wally was willing to admit he wasn’t the stockiest looking kid of the bunch. His metabolism ate all his extra fat before it had the chance to linger, replacing with muscles from benching some lightweights and running. Lots of running. Artemis, that evil little chick, had gotten a miniskirt for him purposely three sizes too small, and he hadn’t the slightest idea how, but they managed to make him look like a girl.
“Um,” Rob said first with a grin, “you look good. You want me to carry your goggles…?”
“What? Dude, sure.” Wally scratched his head and-
“Dude,” Robin bent with no shame and-oh, crap--“Are you wearing panties?”
Kaldur choked on nothing, loudly coughing before (oh, god) his cheeks had turned as red as Wally’s hair. “You fit the part very…well, Wally. Kid Flash…?”
“He’ll go by Molly,” Megan chirped. “Doesn’t he look cute? He’s got a cute belly button, don’t you think?”
Wally tugged on his too-high shirt. Damn. That made two boys. He turned his head to Supey-who…had been staring at him carefully-or more specifically, the freckles on his legs. The redhead fidgeted and idly pretended not to notice.
“Your boots,” Supey said finally, and he knelt to the ground right next to Rob. Which…was even more awkward, and Wally bit back a grimace. “You won’t be able to run in these if they’re so high.”
“And what week of learning was that?” Robin grinned as Superboy proceeded with snapping off the ends of Wally’s irritating long heels. Thank God.
“Eleventh.” The meta revealed two thin stilettos in his hands before tossing them aside.
“Hmm, you know,” Artemis tapped her chin. “Without those heels, you kind of look curvier.”
“I’ve got the body of a girl. Thanks.” Wally glared at her menacingly and lamented a sigh. “Let’s get this over with.”
“Be careful,” Aqualad stressed. His eyes narrowed carefully and he crossed his arms. “Should the situation get out of hand-”
“He’ll be fine.” Superboy smiled smoothly. “I believe in him.”
Oddly enough that was all Wally needed to feel the red scatter across his cheeks. He scratched his head and rolled his eyes. “Going now.”
It wasn’t until he was out of earshot that Aqualad’s eyes had widened, mortified once Wally passed him and jumped off the roof that he turned over to their female teammates and arched an eyebrow. “How did you convince him to wear S-Shield panties?”
Superboy smiled with approval. Robin laughed his butt off.
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Srsly, my heart and soul are pretty much yours. Would you like them in a box or a bag? With flowers or chocolates?
Wally's legs are nicer than a girls and Kaldur agreeing and M'gann being SO CUTE and Robin having Bruce Wayne's card is ttly normal, oh Rob, you sly thing you <3 And the boys kneeling down to see his panties (OMG HIS PANTIES~) And I love the little tibits of what Superboy learnt and even Kaldur being a bit of a perv I LOVE IT.
Thank you anon! I cant wait till the next bit >3
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"It's for Wally."
"..."
"It was Superboy idea!"
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I need this so badly.
Like. Seriously.
Please continue this dear, sweet anon.
Please for the love of all things sacred in the world-
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