Prompt Post - Part Four [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]
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"Wait... Robin, did you actually lay an egg?"
Robin rolled his eyes, hidden behind his domino mask. "No, Wally. It's a stupid assignment from health class. Apparently, this will teach us not to have unprotected sex. Put the fear of babies in us, you know?"
Robin waited patiently while his best friend laughed his ass off. "And you're actually going to do it? I would have had this baby scrambled before homeroom."
"I can't. The teacher has it out for me already. And you know Batman's rules. If I get so much as a B minus Robin faces early retirement."
"Can't you just replace it with a different egg when the assignment's up?"
Robin snorted. "DNA testing. The only reason we don't have the most state of the art roboeggbies ever is because the teacher's a classicist."
"Harsh." Wally bent to get a closer look at the egg sitting in it's tiny nest. It was painted a light blue color and had a mask identical to Robin's, right down to little glowing eyeholes. Wally went to touch it, only to be zapped.
"Ouch! Did... did your egg just shock me?"
Robin's eyes narrowed. "That egg is more secure than its Fabergé cousin. Did you think I would bring it here unprotected?"
Sucking on his sore finger, Wally asked, "whath's ith name?"
"Jason Todd"
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Actually, even as an eleven year old Robin was smitten.
"Curse you redheads," he growled.
"Dude, what? I'm bored and you're not making sense. Worse. Mission. Ever," said Wally, squirming while trying to find a comfortable position, made difficult by the fact they were hiding in thorn bushes.
Robin went back to ignoring him, scanning the distance for any suspicious activity. It wasn't until Wally stopped talking that he averted his attention.
"Wallace Rudolph, I know for a fact you are not trying to pickbelt me. I know this because a) I was trained by Batman so pickbelting me would be impossible, b) I have over a dozen chemicals that you are aware, science geek that are you, could kill you if mixed properly, which I am more capable of doing and c) if you ate Jason Todd I would not only destroy everything you hold dear but also tell Artemis what happened to all of her bowstrings last week."
"But I'm so hungry!" Wally wailed.
Robin went back to surveillance, smirking.
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XDDDDDDDD *rolling in more laughter* XDDDDDD
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"Yes, Harley, and soon little Joker Jr. will have plenty of friends to play with, once we release our mind control serum into Gotham's water supply," Joker sniggered.
"Hurry, Mr. J.! we don't want Jo Jo becoming a... a... maladjust!" Harley said, bursting into tears.
"Oh, Harley, don't worry. After all, how could he be crazy with parents like us," Joker said, pulling Harley and Joker Jr. into a tight embrace.
Suddenly, Young Justice burst into the room.
"Unhand the egg," growled Robin.
Clutching the egg with it's painted on smile close to her chest, Harley screamed, "our baby! They're here for our baby!"
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"I don't know why TV always makes this look so hard," said Robin contemplatively, checking that Jason Todd was secure in its nest and adjusting its pair of little sunglasses. "This might be the easiest 'A' I've ever gotten."
Artemis snorted. "Only you would think having to guard an egg from not only the criminally insane but also from Wally's insatiable appetite to be 'easy.'"
Robin shrugged. "You should have seen my science project last year. I'm going to go and check on Wally. See what's taking him so long."
"Make sure Kid Stomach isn't eating all the snacks before the movie starts... again," Artemis called.
Just as Robin was leaving the room, Superboy entered, carrying enough blankets for everyone, "Megan said we'd need these," he said, sitting on the couch next to Artemis.
"Superboy!! Watch out for... get it, I guess," said Artemis, as Superboy crushed Jason Todd.
Superboy frowned at the uncomfortable sensation of egg shells and electricity, standing up to see what happened.
Robin walked in, Wally close behind him. "Supes crush the remote again?" He asked, before noticing Superboy's pants.
"Dammit!" He cursed.
"What happened- noooo! Our baby!!" Cried Wally.
Robin sighed, "good thing I have it's genetic information stored on the batcomputer."
"Jason! Jason!" Sobbed Wally.
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Oh my goodness fillernon, ilu.
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Ahhhhhhh! (also this is awesome)
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