Prompt Post - Part Three [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

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Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

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Wally knew that Robin would figure out his secret eventually. It really wasn't going to be that hard.... The way he only went to the beach in cloudy weather, his general dislike for being in the sun, his need to constantly ingest iron-rich foods like raw beef, and the fact that he was generally indestructible- even super-speed couldn't fix everything.

"You want the truh, Robin?" he said, looking at Robin. Robin was glaring at him through dark sunglasses, and was doing his best "I AM BATMAN" interpretation.

"Yes." Came the terse answer.

"Then hold on" Wally said as he grabbed Robin and ran to a miscellaneous forest glade.

"How old are you?" Robin gritted out.

"I am fifteen."

"How long have you been fifteen?"

"...A long time. Say it, Robin. Say what you think I am."

"Vampire."

"Got it in one! But do you understand what that means? I'm dangerous, Robin. I'm dangerous to you, to everyone. I've got a goofball personality that draws people in like magnets, (and I smell good), red hair and pale skin that automatically ensures no one will tease me for being sun-shy, and I'm durable. Like a rock."

"What happens I you do go in the sun?"

"Do you really want to see? Fine, then." Wally stepped into a convenient ray of sunlight, and ripped his shirt off dramatically. "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER ROBIN!" he said, as he sparkled.

~fin

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[idiosyncrasy_z]

That was great, a true literary masterpiece! XD
Seriously though, you win the internet :)

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[ext_341334]

Thanks you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^^

OP

[ext_341334]

*dead*

Re: OP

[ext_341334]

Please don't be dead! Um... cookie? >______>

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[distracted_kat]

I just woke up my housemate with my laughter. She lives in her own room down the hall. This parody makes my LIFE.

Can we get married?

"THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER ROBIN!" he said, as he sparkled.

That is possibly the LEAST FRIGHTENING THING--

Still. Laughing. XD FOREVER, I SUSPECT.

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[ext_341334]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it~ ^^

Sad thing is, I once decided to try and make up a reason for why they sparkle instead of going kaboom, and (in my head, at least), it does make them more dangerous... P_P

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[distracted_kat]

...That...that would have to be one hell of an explanation O.o

Honestly, Twilight and I don't get along. At all. It's...it's kind of a hotbutton issue? I can talk about it like a rational human being, as long as I'm talking about it with another rational human being.

Your theory sounds interesting. How did you make sparkle!skin into something badass? That takes skillz XD

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

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I used to violently hate it (read books 1,2,4 long story), but than I watched the movies, and I actually enjoyed the movie (only the first, haven't seen the second one), because I refused to take it seriously, and when you don't take it seriously... It's funny.

RPatz acts like a seventeen year old guy who's been a virgin for 108 years. That is all.

So, yeah, LET GO OF YOUR HATE AND JOIN MY IN THE LULZY SIDE OF THE FORCE! ...If you want to

Um, I think I'm going to post my explanation on the discussion page... I've been thinking about this too long. Linkage in a mo'

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[ext_341334]

Linkage because I have too much time on my hands:

http://community.livejournal.com/yj_anon_meme/928.html?thread=4858528#t4858528

:facepalm me:

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[ext_341334]

I didn't see the crack warning until after I'd read the fill. So, I thought this was serious until I read the very end. I basically died, I was laughing so hard. My lungs now hurt, because this is the greatest thing ever. EVER. Not expecting it just made the whole thing better.

Re: Inhuman [Cracky Mini-Fill]

[ext_341334]

Oh dear! Should I have done it in sparkle text ? XP

I'm glad you liked it~ ^_______^

Note: the above was meant to be a shared wink wink nudge nudge joke, and in no way was it meant to be harmful to anybody's feelings. I sincerely apologize if it is taking this way. (T___T);