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Prompt Post - Part Three [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

Mar 16, 2011 23:31

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

Part one here!

Part two here!

Feel free to reprompt posts from parts one and in part three once. If you do so, I'd reccommend leaving a link to your fill on the original prompt, in case somebody is tracking the first thread.
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Shortfill: Yoplait 2/2 anonymous October 11 2011, 05:26:10 UTC

“Sooo... How’s it looking Aqualad?”

“I am not certain as to how to handle this situation. Physical attacks seem to have no effect and arrows pierce straight though. Even if it were possible, it would take hours to water down yogurt of that mass and the resultant increase of liquid would likely cause localised flooding.” Aqualad was at a loss as to how to suppress the blob.

“How about we eat it?”

Kaldur looked at Robin, stupefied.

“Weelll, KF has a ‘serious metabolism’ so he could take a fair chunk and then we could have a yogurt party. Bring your own spoons!”

Wally put his hand on Robins shoulder, head bowed in shame. “My metabolism has been eaten out, bro. That chef was packing enough appetisers for several all-you-can-eat buffets.”

“I never thought it would come to this” said Robin and the Young Justice gazed at the blob, disheartened and/or frustrated. They had been defeated by yogurt.

“No, seriously” continued Robin “I honestly never thought there would ever be any use for this.”

“You have a plan?” asked Aqualad.

Robin walked up to the temporally content blob, he sunk his hands into the blobs arm, which lay lazily on top of what was left of the roof. The arm seemed to harden. Expanding from the place Robin had touched, the blob froze into a solid shape, unable to move, much like Robins team mates who were looking on with varying shades of shock and confusion.

The entire team (sans Robin) was gaping.

“I can alter dairy products. It’s kind of useless except for food consumption purposes so I’ve never seen the point in talking about it.” Explained Robin, having the decency to look a little sheepish.

“What...”

“Now we can have a Frozen Mango Yogurt Party, FREE FROZEN MANGO YOGURT FOR ALL!” Robin cackled.

The rest of the team, in a daze, slowly joined him. Robin was clearly insane and this was clearly a dream. Still, the frozen yogurt was delicious.

Re: Shortfill: Yoplait 2/2 seito_sokusha October 11 2011, 08:04:11 UTC

*giggles* Poor Kaldur. Of course you get stuck with the hard enemy.

FREE FROZEN MANGO YOGURT! Hot damn, I need to get over there right away! 8D

Great Job! 8D

Re: Shortfill: Yoplait 2/2 anonymous October 11 2011, 08:44:18 UTC

Thanks :D

Yeah, I was hungry as all buggery when I wrote it so there was no way food was not going to feature heavily and frozen mango yogurt is my fav~.

Re: Shortfill: Yoplait 2/2 seito_sokusha October 11 2011, 08:47:36 UTC

Oh god, I hate that feeling. Need food, but no food around. D: It's a horrible feeling.

*giggles* but food makes a wonder villain. *ponders this* Maybe I need to create a mad chef villain... *ponders this*

late op is late. anonymous October 23 2011, 21:39:13 UTC

This is amazing! The image of Robin cackling, surrounded by frozen yogurt while his teammates dazedly look on... PRICELESS. I think I nearly died laughing. Robin's "I never thought it would come to this"... wonderful.

And the last, line, ohmygod.

Sorry for the late reply, I just found this now. But thank you so much for filling, and bringing this perfection into my life.

late writeranon is later still anonymous November 21 2011, 15:23:35 UTC

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, it was fun to do something other then write assignments, exams and essays(WHY AM I SO OLD?). It was super fun at the beginning until I realised dialogue and then I died for a few days, and then I skipped ahead to the next line of non-dialogue which failed miserably to make sense, so I manned up and tried to remember all the words that essentially mean "said". Because overly repeating a word is the devil and is boring to do.

Re: Shortfill: Yoplait 2/2 anonymous October 23 2011, 23:23:10 UTC

this is a beautiful fill here. I want to hug it but i think it'd get yogo on my jacket.

I love the description heavyness. It works well for the oddity of a battle.

Your crackfic is good crackfic. yes.

Robin is amazing in his explanation. FROZEN YOGO FTW

How would you work revealing this superpower into a normal convo?

Rob: Hey!
Me: Hi. So do you like my shirt?
Rob: Sure. Is that a cow print?
Me: No, it's a white tig-
Rob: BECAUSE I HAVE DAIRY POWER FYI

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