[exo] first date || one-shot
⇢ exo ; sehun/yixing ; g ; 1,750
⇢ where sehun is in love with yixing, yixing sticks to wufan and luhan decides to be cupid.
⇢ exo generator: sehun/lay - first date jitters
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“holy crap, would you just go up to the guy and ask him out, sehun!? you’ve been staring at him like that since he transferred to our school!” luhan exclaims at sehun who has been complimenting a guy sitting two tables down with wufan. “if wufan can become his friend, i’m pretty sure you can go out with the guy.”
“but wufan’s hot. i’m pretty sure everyone would want to be wufan’s friend,” sehun whines and blows his fringe away from his face.
“god, why am i friends with you?” luhan rolls his eyes and smacks sehun in the head, receiving a whine from the other.
“because i’m amazing and our dads are best friends,” sehun deadpans and places his right cheek on the table to continue staring at the guy.
“that’s it!” luhan says and slams the table with both hands before standing up. sehun panics and quickly gets up.
“what are you going to do?” sehun says as he grabs hold of luhan’s wrist.
“i’m going over to ask yixing out, seeing how you won’t do it. i might as well take him since he’s good looking,” luhan replies with a matter-of-fact tone.
“you’re unbelievable,” sehun complains and shrieks when luhan unexpectedly jerks his hand out of his grasp.
“you’re unbelievable.” luhan waves sehun off and starts walking towards yixing. sehun sighs and goes back to his seat, groaning as he sees luhan waving at a blushing yixing.
why is he blushing?
he sees luhan talking and yixing unconsciously grabs hold of wufan’s arm as if scared of luhan. he chuckles at how cute yixing looks but soon widens his eyes when he sees yixing’s lips become an ‘o’ shape and he furiously nods.
what the fuck?
luhan then stands and waves at the two before taking his seat in front of sehun. “what were you guys talking about?” sehun asks the moment the elder takes his seat.
“i got you a date,” luhan says nonchalantly and takes a bite from his peach (where did he get that from?).
“what?” sehun shrieks, not caring of the fact almost seventy-five percent of the people in the cafeteria were staring at them. “with who?”
luhan narrows his eyes and leans in closer to sehun, raising his hand to feel sehun’s forehead. “you don’t have a fever. you shouldn’t be this stupid, sehun.”
“no way,” sehun says, not believing a word luhan is saying.
“yes way. you guys are meeting at the front gate after school today, okay? you better not ruin everything,” luhan instructs and pats sehun’s head.
“this better not be a prank luhan or i’ll cut your balls off,” sehun threatens but his lips unconsciously juts out into a pout.
“ooh, i’m so scared, sehun. your pout is going to kill me,” luhan mocks fear and shakes his head.
“oh my god luhan, save me. i only have fifteen minutes until school ends. oh my god, do i look okay? do i have anything on my face?” sehun asks frantically, hands placed on both of his cheeks.
“sehun, you look fine. you don’t have anything on your face and just calm your tits. you’ll be fine. just act normal and have fun!” luhan laughs at his best friend’s first date jitters. “dating really isn’t that hard.”
“says the one who has dated at least five people. hyung, you even dated wufan, okay. that’s just weird. i thought you weren’t into socially awkward skyscrapers,” sehun says, scrunching his face in disgust. “why did you date wufan again?”
“he’s hot and dude, just look at you. you’re an awkward skyscraper yourself,” luhan points out with a smirk.
“i am not socially awkward!”
“yeah, sure you aren’t. besides, he was fun,” luhan says and laughs at sehun’s disgusted face.
“i really don’t think i want to know what you mean by fun.” sehun shakes his head like a little kid being ask to eat his disgusting vegetables. “hyung, i don’t know what to do with him.”
“just bring him to a club,” luhan says and starts twirling his pencil between his fingers.
“what? is that what you did?” sehun exclaims, extremely disturbed by the fact that luhan would bring his first date to a club.
“oh my god, no. that was sarcasm, idiot. bring him to a coffee shop or an amusement park. if you don’t want to do those just bring him to a park and walk around.” luhan rolls his eyes and frowns at how stupid his dongsaeng can be.
“i can’t do this, hyung. can you like go tell him i got a fever or something and i couldn’t make it?” sehun says as they were making their way to the front gates.
“grow some balls would you, sehun?” luhan says and grabs sehun’s wrist before storming towards yixing and wufan who were already standing there. “aww, look at yixing. he’s talking so happily to wufan. after this date, you’d be in his place and your yixing will be grinning at you like that.”
“oh god, stop.” sehun groans at the image luhan had put in his head and blushes furiously.
As they become near the two, luhan flings sehun ahead of him and nearly causes the younger to collide into yixing. “take this idiot away from me.”
“ge, that’s not very nice.” yixing frowns and oh god, sehun doesn’t think his heart can take it. wait, what? ge? “oh by the way, tell auntie i’ll be home late tonight okay?”
auntie?
“got that already. don’t do anything i wouldn’t do,” luhan says and yixing smacks his own forehead.
“wait, you guys know each other?” sehun asks incredulously.
both yixing and luhan roll their eyes and yixing turns around to wufan saying, “fan ah, can you walk lulu home? i’m scared he might walk into unlabeled white vans for some candy.”
“hey!”
yixing chuckles and pats wufan back encouragingly before raising to his toes to whisper something to wufan. sehun sees wufan’s face poker face turn into a smirk and shivers. poor luhan, he thinks.
wufan nods after yixing leans away and grabs hold of a confused luhan, tugging him away.
“finally.” yixing sighs after watching them turn the corner and looks to sehun. “those two need a push and a shove sometimes to get things worked out.”
“you still haven’t answered my question,” sehun says and looks accusingly at yixing.
yixing laughs. oh god, that laughter, sehun thinks. “luhan is my cousin and i am currently living with him.”
“what the hell?” sehun frowns, pouting slightly because how could luhan do this to him.
“he never told you?” yixing asks and sehun shakes his head. “that jerk.” he hears yixing mutter and grins.
“why are you grinning like that?”
“it’s just, you’re different from what i had thought you were like,” sehun replies honestly.
“what did you think i was like?”
“i don’t know. like the type that you would want to protect forever because you’re cute and you’re always clinging to wufan like a lost child,” sehun blurts out in one breath.
“are you saying i’m a kid?” yixing asks, voice laced with amusement.
“no!”
“i always cling to wufan so i don’t get injure because he’s tall and takes up a lot of space. also because he looks scary so people avoid coming near us. i am hemophiliac so it’s dangerous if i get injured,” yixing explains and sehun nods in understanding.
“well, we’re here.” yixing says and points his thumb at sehun’s favourite coffee shop.
when did they start walking!?
“how did you know this was my favourite coffee shop?” sehun says without thinking.
oh god, i’m so stupid, he thinks.
“luhan actually told me. i ask about you a lot,” yixing says and blushes slightly.
“you like me?” sehun asks and looks at yixing with a quirked eyebrow.
“you’re very blunt you know that, right?” yixing mutters and starts fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
“oh my god,” sehun says and turns away from yixing while pinching the bridge of his nose.
“what? what’s wrong, sehun?” yixing asks, worried that he had said something to offend the other.
“i’m going to kill luhan, i swear,” sehun answers, still facing away from yixing.
“wait, what? why?”
“this is all a prank, isn’t it?”
“no.” sehun turns around at the sound of that and sees yixing frowning, eyes slightly sad. “why would you think that?”
sehun felt guilty for accusing yixing and luhan now (not really for luhan). “you were serious?”
“do i have to kiss you to prove that i’m not joking around,” yixing asks and harrumphs.
sehun couldn’t help but cup yixing’s face in his hands and lean in to whisper beside his ears, “i wouldn’t mind.”
sehun chuckles at yixing’s red face and gasps when he feels lips crashing against his.
“there.” the kiss had ended as fast as it started and yixing starts playing with the hem of his shirt again. “believe me now?”
“hmm, it was kind of too short to believe, yixing,” sehun says with a big smile.
yixing rolls his eyes and drags the laughing sehun into the café.
it was a good first date.
wufan and luhan didn’t come to their morning classes the next day and when they finally did come to school, luhan was limping towards them with wufan trailing behind. yixing pulls at sehun’s shirt and leans over to whisper, “luhan ge is limping. do you think they had…”
sehun’s face turns red at the thought and was about to reply but was interrupted by luhan. “seeing you two whispering to each other like that, i assume you guys are official?”
yixing nods and smiles mischievously at luhan. “why are you smiling like that at me?” luhan narrows his eyes as he sits down and wufan plops himself beside luhan.
“i’m pretty sure you had more fun than we did though, ge,” yixing says and sehun laughs.
“more like more pain than you guys did,” luhan scoffs and sehun sees him intertwining his fingers with wufan’s underneath the table.
“hyung, if you’re going to hold hands with wufan hyung, do it on top of the table like us,” sehun says and grabs yixing’s hand to link them together. “see?”
“you two are so ungrateful. i was the one who got you together and now you’re ganging up on me. wufan, they’re being mean,” luhan whines and places his chin onto of wufan’s shoulder. wufan laughs and kisses luhan’s forehead.
“better now?” wufan chuckles.
“eww,” sehun and yixing say at the same time.
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⇢ where sehun is in love with yixing, yixing sticks to wufan and luhan decides to be cupid.
⇢ exo generator: sehun/lay - first date jitters
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“holy crap, would you just go up to the guy and ask him out, sehun!? you’ve been staring at him like that since he transferred to our school!” luhan exclaims at sehun who has been complimenting a guy sitting two tables down with wufan. “if wufan can become his friend, i’m pretty sure you can go out with the guy.”
“but wufan’s hot. i’m pretty sure everyone would want to be wufan’s friend,” sehun whines and blows his fringe away from his face.
“god, why am i friends with you?” luhan rolls his eyes and smacks sehun in the head, receiving a whine from the other.
“because i’m amazing and our dads are best friends,” sehun deadpans and places his right cheek on the table to continue staring at the guy.
“that’s it!” luhan says and slams the table with both hands before standing up. sehun panics and quickly gets up.
“what are you going to do?” sehun says as he grabs hold of luhan’s wrist.
“i’m going over to ask yixing out, seeing how you won’t do it. i might as well take him since he’s good looking,” luhan replies with a matter-of-fact tone.
“you’re unbelievable,” sehun complains and shrieks when luhan unexpectedly jerks his hand out of his grasp.
“you’re unbelievable.” luhan waves sehun off and starts walking towards yixing. sehun sighs and goes back to his seat, groaning as he sees luhan waving at a blushing yixing.
why is he blushing?
he sees luhan talking and yixing unconsciously grabs hold of wufan’s arm as if scared of luhan. he chuckles at how cute yixing looks but soon widens his eyes when he sees yixing’s lips become an ‘o’ shape and he furiously nods.
what the fuck?
luhan then stands and waves at the two before taking his seat in front of sehun. “what were you guys talking about?” sehun asks the moment the elder takes his seat.
“i got you a date,” luhan says nonchalantly and takes a bite from his peach (where did he get that from?).
“what?” sehun shrieks, not caring of the fact almost seventy-five percent of the people in the cafeteria were staring at them. “with who?”
luhan narrows his eyes and leans in closer to sehun, raising his hand to feel sehun’s forehead. “you don’t have a fever. you shouldn’t be this stupid, sehun.”
“no way,” sehun says, not believing a word luhan is saying.
“yes way. you guys are meeting at the front gate after school today, okay? you better not ruin everything,” luhan instructs and pats sehun’s head.
“this better not be a prank luhan or i’ll cut your balls off,” sehun threatens but his lips unconsciously juts out into a pout.
“ooh, i’m so scared, sehun. your pout is going to kill me,” luhan mocks fear and shakes his head.
“oh my god luhan, save me. i only have fifteen minutes until school ends. oh my god, do i look okay? do i have anything on my face?” sehun asks frantically, hands placed on both of his cheeks.
“sehun, you look fine. you don’t have anything on your face and just calm your tits. you’ll be fine. just act normal and have fun!” luhan laughs at his best friend’s first date jitters. “dating really isn’t that hard.”
“says the one who has dated at least five people. hyung, you even dated wufan, okay. that’s just weird. i thought you weren’t into socially awkward skyscrapers,” sehun says, scrunching his face in disgust. “why did you date wufan again?”
“he’s hot and dude, just look at you. you’re an awkward skyscraper yourself,” luhan points out with a smirk.
“i am not socially awkward!”
“yeah, sure you aren’t. besides, he was fun,” luhan says and laughs at sehun’s disgusted face.
“i really don’t think i want to know what you mean by fun.” sehun shakes his head like a little kid being ask to eat his disgusting vegetables. “hyung, i don’t know what to do with him.”
“just bring him to a club,” luhan says and starts twirling his pencil between his fingers.
“what? is that what you did?” sehun exclaims, extremely disturbed by the fact that luhan would bring his first date to a club.
“oh my god, no. that was sarcasm, idiot. bring him to a coffee shop or an amusement park. if you don’t want to do those just bring him to a park and walk around.” luhan rolls his eyes and frowns at how stupid his dongsaeng can be.
“i can’t do this, hyung. can you like go tell him i got a fever or something and i couldn’t make it?” sehun says as they were making their way to the front gates.
“grow some balls would you, sehun?” luhan says and grabs sehun’s wrist before storming towards yixing and wufan who were already standing there. “aww, look at yixing. he’s talking so happily to wufan. after this date, you’d be in his place and your yixing will be grinning at you like that.”
“oh god, stop.” sehun groans at the image luhan had put in his head and blushes furiously.
As they become near the two, luhan flings sehun ahead of him and nearly causes the younger to collide into yixing. “take this idiot away from me.”
“ge, that’s not very nice.” yixing frowns and oh god, sehun doesn’t think his heart can take it. wait, what? ge? “oh by the way, tell auntie i’ll be home late tonight okay?”
auntie?
“got that already. don’t do anything i wouldn’t do,” luhan says and yixing smacks his own forehead.
“wait, you guys know each other?” sehun asks incredulously.
both yixing and luhan roll their eyes and yixing turns around to wufan saying, “fan ah, can you walk lulu home? i’m scared he might walk into unlabeled white vans for some candy.”
“hey!”
yixing chuckles and pats wufan back encouragingly before raising to his toes to whisper something to wufan. sehun sees wufan’s face poker face turn into a smirk and shivers. poor luhan, he thinks.
wufan nods after yixing leans away and grabs hold of a confused luhan, tugging him away.
“finally.” yixing sighs after watching them turn the corner and looks to sehun. “those two need a push and a shove sometimes to get things worked out.”
“you still haven’t answered my question,” sehun says and looks accusingly at yixing.
yixing laughs. oh god, that laughter, sehun thinks. “luhan is my cousin and i am currently living with him.”
“what the hell?” sehun frowns, pouting slightly because how could luhan do this to him.
“he never told you?” yixing asks and sehun shakes his head. “that jerk.” he hears yixing mutter and grins.
“why are you grinning like that?”
“it’s just, you’re different from what i had thought you were like,” sehun replies honestly.
“what did you think i was like?”
“i don’t know. like the type that you would want to protect forever because you’re cute and you’re always clinging to wufan like a lost child,” sehun blurts out in one breath.
“are you saying i’m a kid?” yixing asks, voice laced with amusement.
“no!”
“i always cling to wufan so i don’t get injure because he’s tall and takes up a lot of space. also because he looks scary so people avoid coming near us. i am hemophiliac so it’s dangerous if i get injured,” yixing explains and sehun nods in understanding.
“well, we’re here.” yixing says and points his thumb at sehun’s favourite coffee shop.
when did they start walking!?
“how did you know this was my favourite coffee shop?” sehun says without thinking.
oh god, i’m so stupid, he thinks.
“luhan actually told me. i ask about you a lot,” yixing says and blushes slightly.
“you like me?” sehun asks and looks at yixing with a quirked eyebrow.
“you’re very blunt you know that, right?” yixing mutters and starts fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
“oh my god,” sehun says and turns away from yixing while pinching the bridge of his nose.
“what? what’s wrong, sehun?” yixing asks, worried that he had said something to offend the other.
“i’m going to kill luhan, i swear,” sehun answers, still facing away from yixing.
“wait, what? why?”
“this is all a prank, isn’t it?”
“no.” sehun turns around at the sound of that and sees yixing frowning, eyes slightly sad. “why would you think that?”
sehun felt guilty for accusing yixing and luhan now (not really for luhan). “you were serious?”
“do i have to kiss you to prove that i’m not joking around,” yixing asks and harrumphs.
sehun couldn’t help but cup yixing’s face in his hands and lean in to whisper beside his ears, “i wouldn’t mind.”
sehun chuckles at yixing’s red face and gasps when he feels lips crashing against his.
“there.” the kiss had ended as fast as it started and yixing starts playing with the hem of his shirt again. “believe me now?”
“hmm, it was kind of too short to believe, yixing,” sehun says with a big smile.
yixing rolls his eyes and drags the laughing sehun into the café.
it was a good first date.
wufan and luhan didn’t come to their morning classes the next day and when they finally did come to school, luhan was limping towards them with wufan trailing behind. yixing pulls at sehun’s shirt and leans over to whisper, “luhan ge is limping. do you think they had…”
sehun’s face turns red at the thought and was about to reply but was interrupted by luhan. “seeing you two whispering to each other like that, i assume you guys are official?”
yixing nods and smiles mischievously at luhan. “why are you smiling like that at me?” luhan narrows his eyes as he sits down and wufan plops himself beside luhan.
“i’m pretty sure you had more fun than we did though, ge,” yixing says and sehun laughs.
“more like more pain than you guys did,” luhan scoffs and sehun sees him intertwining his fingers with wufan’s underneath the table.
“hyung, if you’re going to hold hands with wufan hyung, do it on top of the table like us,” sehun says and grabs yixing’s hand to link them together. “see?”
“you two are so ungrateful. i was the one who got you together and now you’re ganging up on me. wufan, they’re being mean,” luhan whines and places his chin onto of wufan’s shoulder. wufan laughs and kisses luhan’s forehead.
“better now?” wufan chuckles.
“eww,” sehun and yixing say at the same time.
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