Shortest day of the year!

[yiskah]

And for many of you, it's your last day of work! So how about some ANONYMOUS COMMENTS to liven things up?

GO GO GO!

ETA: Boo, does no one want to play? Will it just be me and the Japanese spammer? WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT PEOPLE.

Comments

[anonymous]

I haven't had sex in AGES. Wah. Can't help but feel that a good length up me would help me to cheer the fuck up and chill the fuck out.

[yiskah]

I sympathise! Is there anyone you can inveigle into a casual, no-strings shag?

[anonymous]

Possibly, but I fear I've built it all up so much I'm too nervous/self conscious to actually DO IT with anyone. Sex is like cartwheels or something; the less I do it the less I feel able to do it and the more out of practice I get. Maybe it's just a natural part of BECOMING OLDER.

[anonymous]

Get back on the horse! The more you DO IT the better it gets!

[anonymous]

THIS.

[yiskah]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Much as I would like to be all 21st Century Woman about casual sex, I tend to get all up in my head and as a result haven't managed to fall into bed with anyone sober for years. Booze is the only way.

[fugitivemotel]

I have nothing to add to this, but just wanted to say that the phrase "a good length up me would help me to cheer the fuck up and chill the fuck out" is superb.

[anonymous]

Haha! Thank you! :)