To people

Dec 26, 2003 09:27

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Hello,

Does anyone have a nice creative idea for what to do with a dead rat?

One of the neighbour families is holidaying and I'm feeding their cats. One cat killed a rat and it's just stretched out on the grass, with me going "Ha, so calm and furry..."

But then it occurred to me that dead rats (especially cleanly dead rats) aren't a commodity one comes by very often. And while it's technically not my dead rat, because it's not on my property and the cat who killed it isn't mine either, I just think I can claim it.

So, now, what to do with it?

Something fun?

PS: Oh, and Morbane, it's, ah, Boxing Day, so I s'pose you'll be spiking your Coke? Don't give me that, it has to be spiking if you make it taste that awful. What a familiar dispute.
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