my name is marie osmond & i'm LOSING IT!
in preparation for the upcoming fishnet-and-corset-wearing-fest, i've been doing nutrisystem for 3 days now. it's been pretty dec so far (dec is short for decent, for those who don't speak Wagner). except for the alleged "veggie fajita" that i had tonight which was the least edible thing i've ever actually eaten, the food is pretty good. so far i've experienced waves of being weirdly full & weirdly hungry. weird. anyway, i'm on the "flex program", so i get 2 days off a week. yay. i know i swore off diets, but somehow tearing off a man's suit to reveal nothing but a corset, spankies & fishnets made me change my mind. plus i was starting to feel really icky and couldn't find any new fall clothes that i liked on me. alas, one can only wear flattering sundresses a few months out of the year...they should make snow dresses (note to self: invent snow dress). plus, what could be easier...i paid these people to tell me what to eat and when to eat it and to make it for me. sweet.