because matt did it
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I stole browneyezcat's purse (-30 points). In January I gave heckheartsyou a kidney (1000 points). In February I punched kristylaverne in the arm (-10 points). In May I gave so0o0opink a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I bought porn for ididntplanonit (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1000 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
ying_yangtwin
How on earth is buying porn for somebody a bad thing? If anything it should be good. If somebody bought me porn I'd be, "Hey! Thanks! Porn!" Why are other people so weird?
In other news I just got back from a study session with my Poland buddy Walter. He's a pretty big politician on campus nowadays, as some may have seen his mug on the front page of the daily. He has alot of huge plans and I'm getting in on the ground floor. Anybody with me?
Also, I have to finish a paper and study a bit more about friggin oceans for my exam tomorrow. Oh what a night.
Peace