RL and lolkinks.
First things first:
Yina = now single.
...You know what that means, guys...?
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SEX SEX ALCOHOL SEX SEX PARTY DRINKING SEX FANFIC RPING SEX SEX LOL.
(I'm serious. Doesn't still mean I'm sort of heartbroken. It was break-up over text message, too. Can't take the distance, don't see each other enough, blah-di-blargh-bluh. The usual, is all I can say. >_< ... I'm... bitter (and jumped Aki about this on Google Chat - sorry hon lol), but I'm... better. I'll live. I have other interests now, and my (now) ex isn't the center of my life. I have school, I have my friends, I have my family, I have my fandom - all of these things are important, and some of them are more important than he ever was. But. Sucks getting dumped.
...Oh well.
SEX VODKA SEX PARTY SEX VODKA VODKA CLUBS CLUBS LOLLOL. /sighs.
...In the mean time, have a meme. It's always distracting to talk about sex. Thank the universe for the existence of LOLsex. Seriously.
Taken from quite a few people on my f-list. Things I've written in bold. (Also, the conclusion will invariably be, "LOL YINA IS SURPRISINGLY VANILLA." Yes, I am. I'm surprised, too. XD Things I've written in bold).
Creature Fics: ONLY IF IT'S MERLOUCH LOL umm. I'd say, generally, no: animals/bestiality aren't really my thing (...ALTHOUGH I'VE WRITTEN PORN WITH A DOG IN A HUMAN BODY LOLOLOL), and while I don't mind, for example, a boy with neko ears and a tail, it's not really anything that particularly interests me, either. If it's creature fic, I prefer a plot actually (because having to work out a difference in species is interesting rather than a turn-on to me, usually).
Mpreg: ...Only if Charis writes it. LOL. Nah, this one's not really my thing, really; I can't really get beyond the suspension of disbelief enough to buy that one in a serious fic - but, if it's done for the lulz, and a fic acknowledges its own crack to some degree (like Charis's), then I can like it. I won't take it absolutely seriously (BECAUSE LOL PREGNANT MEN), but it's not really a squick, either.
Slave, BDSM, S/M: ... squick if non-consensual, not particularly interesting to me when it's consensual. I really prefer equality in my sex fics... sex between equals and yeah (this explains why two of my OTPs are L/Light and Suzaku/Lelouch, because I think of those ships as very well-balanced in all aspects of power dynamics, etc). So yeah... noooo.... (also see: LOL YINA IS MORE VANILLA THAN YOU WOULD'VE THUNK).
Age difference: … Okay, guilty of that one. KIIIIIINK. GUILTY of differences in general, not just age (also: race, coloring, nationality, built - not so much height though because it tends to freak me out when one person is twice the size of the other or something). But, there's a limit to it: 1-10 years is hot, maaaybe up to 15 is hot, too, but 16 or more really, really depends on the pairing. I have a completely inappropriate fetish for older woman/younger man pairings, though. Like wow.
Blood-play: .... Okay, yes. Mayyybe. Have written this twice (blood-drinking, uh), and... but it isn't really a MAJOR KINK or anything. Also, this was all written during my LOLKINKY phase before I entered Geass fandom (after which I've really surprisingly mellowed down); nowadays I'm not sure how to even tackle that.
Underage (loli/shota/chan): Ah. That's a complicated one. I have obviously written it (LOL KUROSHITSUJI), but I do shy away from it a bit now - and penetration/rape is a no-no for me (the fics I've written in which Ciel was 13/14 were all manual or oral - yeah I know that's still sex and BAD YINA WRITING CHILD PORN but it squicks me a lot less than penetration with a kid that age). And, Ciel is a bit of an exception in that he is a badass shota and totally a seme-in-the-making, so I felt less bad about it. But other than Ciel, not really my thing... (16/17-year olds are obviously ah-okay with me - and is consensual sexystuff between two 14/15-year olds). I don't know if I should call this a kink or not. Maybe, 'kink with a lot of reservations; see the mile-long addendum.' XD
Crossdressing: Have written it a lot. But it doesn't really do much for me, actually; it's just really more for the LOL YOU'RE IN A SKIRT than anything about the act of crossdressing being sexy to me.
Dub-con (dubious consent): Squick generally. REALLY, I'M PRETTY MUCH 'CONSENSUAL EVERYTHING FOREVER.' But, the definition of dubcon is very wide and flexible, so there are probably some stuff that some might argue are dubcon and that slip through the radar for me (for example, consensual drunken sex doesn't hit on my dub-con squick; for others, it does. Oh, and I have written it... and only later realized that people interpreted it as dub-con. LOL. ;;;; ).
Non-con (non-consensual): ... No. I don't like it. It just makes me feel bad inside, and I don't read fic to feel bad, so I avoid it. This is one thing I will not write.
Incest: …SQUICK in general, but potentially interesting. Parent/child incest is like my number 1 biggest squick, so that one is NOOO NEEEVER NUUUH. Sorry, but... uh, no. Siblings, too, generally. But sometimes I like to read incest when it's very lolcreepy and the author shows awareness of, this; it's just not something that turns me on much. (Interestingly, when it's sibling incest, I can deal with same-sex sibling incest much better than opposite-sex incest. It's not rational, but I suppose it's the subconscious, "LOL THREE-HEADED RETARD BABIES LOL"). I tend not to like any incest in the Geass fandom at all, though, regardless of it's same-sex or opposite-sex. Especially not Lelouch with any of his siblings. Squick.
Threesome/moresome/gangbang: Kink, I think. But it really depends on the players, and on the emotional things. I tend to like threesomes/moresomes in PWP one-shots (a lot), but I tend not to like it when they're featured in OTP longfic and turns it into three-way relationship fic (I'M A ROMANTIC SAP, OKAY). Just PWP threesome, I have written, obviously, and do find hot. (LOL Suzaku/Lelouch/Shirley). I also really want to write Suzaku/Lelouch/Kallen and Gino/Suzaku/Kallen some time.
Death: ... people get turned on by death? Huh. You learn something new every day. O.o But no, while death is a wonderful and interesting literary device, it's not exactly sexy to me.
Watersports/scat: Neutral/SQUICK. I don't mind piss so much (especially clear water-piss, not thick and smelly beer or pop-piss), but it doesn't make me hot, either. Scat is a no-no.
Crossovers: LOL, I don't think crossovers are a kink. But umm, in general? Not that much, but with some exceptions. (I'm looking at you, Anla; your Death Note/Geass crossover was amazing).
Unhappy/wide open endings: No/Yes. Not a fan of unhappy endings (again, as with non-con, it makes me feel bad, and I read fic to be happy, so it seems counter-productive; that said, if the fic is really good otherwise and an unhappy ending just fits best, okay). Open endings are cool. My favorites are happy and bittersweet endings.
Infidelity: … No. Squick. No... I just... I mean, it's interesting (ONLY WHEN IT MAKES SENSE, AND THE LINES ARE BLURRY), but straight-up cheating? No. See the, 'I read fic to be happy' thing... (this makes it sound like I don't like angst at all. No, I do, and some of my favorite fics ever are angsty; incidentally, most of them also include some of my squicks, like rape, and I'll still read it when it's plot-relevant and treated with respect and without fetishization. Just in and of itself, infidelity is a sadness-trigger, and this meme is about kinks right? (RIIIGHT? DID I GET IT WROOONG?) So: as with a lot of other things in this list: if it serves the plot, okay, but not exactly a turn-on by itself)).
Self-harming/Attempted suicide: Yes, if it has a happy ending. Could be interesting, and that squicks me less than rape.
Rimming/Felching: Kink/Squick. Rimming is a kink I rarely get to write or read (and only wrote it once), but I don't really see the big deal with it. It feels good to a lot of people (I've heard of a lot of gay men that men especially like it), and I don't really view the anus as too different from any kind of body part - IF IT'S CLEAN AND THEY SHOWERED, OH GOD PLEASE. But yeah, I have no problem with rimming; would actually write more of it. Felching, though, naaah... (Asses are all good, so long as there's no danger of Code Brown).
Fisting: ... Squick, I think. I mean, intellectually, I know a baby can fit through there, and that so can a fist, but emotionally? WHAT THE FUCK NOOO OUCH OUCH HOW DOES THAT FIT OUCH /SCREAMS.
Addictions/Disorders: YESSSSSSSSSS. But, again, less in the 'turns me on' way and more in the 'interesting' way. I think addictions and disorders are a really interesting thing to explore in fiction. Have not written it, but, mind games and psychological disorders are always fun. (GUYS I'M IN GEASS AND DEATH NOTE FANDOMS; IT'S A PARADISE OF MENTAL DISORDERS).
Torture/Violence: Squick/....Kink. But only consensual violence; like, I find it majorly hot when two people beat each other up for a duel or something, or even when they just get into a fight, and then it turns into sex. Fighting-into-sex is probably one of my more esoteric kinks. (... DO I GET MY VANILLA CARD REVOKED NOW?). But, torture and non-con violence/abuse is not my thing.
Toys: Not really? LOL, I don't really see the point of it honestly... I mean, toys just aren't as sexy to me as body parts, so if a cock is available, I'd rather see that inserted somewhere. Vibrators are cute, though, and I can see why they're different and what they do for you. LOL HAVE WRITTEN IT, THOUGH. TWICE. THANK YOU, KINK MEME. Dildos and strap-ons are not my thing, though.
Uniforms (school girl, nurse, military, etc.): ... Does Suzaku's Passion Pizza uniform count? LOL. Um, yes, to some degree: I like hot clothes in general, and the clothes a character wears can influence how hot I find him/her to a large degree. And Suzaku's flight suit! I mean...
Double penetration: Squick. Just, ouch - and a bit too extreme for my taste, maybe? (VANILLA CARD RE-GRANTED).
Anal (het, gay and/or lesbian): LOLOLOLOL OF COURSE. Not so much with het, though. (It's like, "THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD PUSSY. USE IT!" I'm aaaall over the vaginal sex in het because I rarely write het to begin with, so when I do, the vagina is like a shiny new toy! (so I’m not into f/m pegging nor into m/f anal. YAY VAGINA). But for yaoi, of couuuuuuuuurse.
Deep-throating: What, of course. Of course-di-course. Why not? (Okay, unless they’re like choking and crying and it’s non-con shoving it down some one’s throat - then not so much - but in general, if they can do it, hot).
Boot, foot fetish: Nah. Feet are smelly. (The only exception to this is something like this: A goes down on B while B rubs A’s cock through his clothes with his/her foot. That’s hot - but that’s less of a foot thing because it’s a foot but more because I like the position.
Chains, shackles, collars, handcuffs, and other means to restrain a character: Consensually, okay. Or maybe, playful dubcon (like, for example, in an established relationship). Not so much otherwise. (LOL HAVE TOTALLY WRITTEN THIS).
Blindfolds: …Yeah, okay? Could be hot, maybe? XD (Again: consensually and within context is best).
Certain places such as dungeons, prison cells, interrogation room, offices (add your own): KINK. YES. Um: offices, public places (bathrooms, parks at night, BRIDGES LOOL), pools, bath tubs, interrogation room, too... dungeon and prison cell? Not so much, because LOL TENDS TO GO WITH NON-CON STUFF.
Mind games/mindfuck (you know, that nice psychological approach to bend a character to one's will and/or break them): Interesting.... but can go too far. I tend to get squicked when the mental abuse gets too far, but it’s intellectually interesting because the mind is a fascinating place - including ways how to break it.
Food play/sploshing: Squick. Uhhh no, no food please. Food is for eating, not for the bedroom! (IMO XD). Although, I don’t mind some things like ice cubes and maybe whipped cream. (BUT I HAVE TOTALLY WRITTEN IT WTFLOLMAORZ).
Gore/guro: …Squick. Nuuuuh, I want my happy in my fiiiiic. D:
Fight for dominance: KIIINK. But can go too far (again: if it goes too far into non-con territory)... but consensual/playful fight for dominance, God yes.
Breath play/asphyxiation: Um, not a squick, but not a kink, either.
Hair-pulling/biting/scratching/bruising: Yeah, okay. As above, not especially much of a squick or kink, but okay.
Gun play/knife play/wand play (knife play does not have to include cutting someone, and you can add some other inanimate object to the list, if you have one!): Somewhat? Not really. Could be interesting.
Drugs or intoxication: LOL YES. Drunken sex is amazing. XDD (Right, Aki?)
Language kink (accents etc.): FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. LOOL I’m so reminded of that one time transient_words and I had to restrain ourselves from going off on tangents about the inherent sexiness of the Japanese language in that one RP. (What was it? Two or three passages about elegantly-written kanji? XD). Also: French, several different English accents (British English, New England English, Southern drawls - especially contrasted with one another. I AM A LANGUAGE GEEK, OKAY. SO MUCH YES ON THIS ONE.
Squick fics (aka fics that are meant to squick the hell out of you): What, no. I don’t like the feeling of being squicked, so why would I seek out fics designed to do just that?
EXTRA BONUS! YINA’S COMPLETELY WEIRD FETISH!
… Music, head phones, and ear phones.
Yeah, idek. But the fact that Yosuke wears head phones MAKES HIM ABOUT 100X MORE ATTRACTIVE. IDEK OKAY. But head phones and ear phones are hooooooooooot.
….weirdest kink ever I know.
...I feel better now. XD