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if you stick with the whol convo it will be better appreciated i think
Y Arent I Asleep: i think melissa was just attacked
ScaryTree4Life: I believe it.
ScaryTree4Life: those kids at Gonzaga are insane.
Y Arent I Asleep: in my fantasy of being a detective, i deduced some things, and concluded she was just attacked...
Y Arent I Asleep: Crazychica1987: i heart boobs
Crazychica1987: not me34
Crazychica1987 signed off at 11:11:37 PM.
Y Arent I Asleep: see this just happened
Y Arent I Asleep: rapidly
Y Arent I Asleep: the first comment seems atypical of melissa-jive
ScaryTree4Life: haha, one of the people there must have gotten hold of her computer.
Y Arent I Asleep: the second comment revieles a struggle over the keyboard
ScaryTree4Life: they like to tell her friends weird things on AIM
ScaryTree4Life: haha
ScaryTree4Life: Melissa signs off as a protective measure.
Y Arent I Asleep: clearly
ScaryTree4Life: so that they can't say anything too offensive to her friends.
Y Arent I Asleep: that was my third deduction, good to see i have agreement, this just corroborrates the claim
Y Arent I Asleep: we should form a task force to save her
ScaryTree4Life: haha, I don't think we'd get there in time.
Y Arent I Asleep: oh no
ScaryTree4Life: she's pretty fiesty, I"m sure she's okay
Y Arent I Asleep: you know what we need
Y Arent I Asleep: apprentices in every city in the nation
Y Arent I Asleep: incase future incidences occur, we can like bat signal them or something, and they'll be able to activitate and save lives
ScaryTree4Life: we could do something like The Shadow, where the ring glows.
ScaryTree4Life: or is that a different movie? I can't remember
Y Arent I Asleep: what the jank is The Shadow
Y Arent I Asleep: you lost me
Y Arent I Asleep: i think i lost myself in that tirade, it was a bit out of control
ScaryTree4Life: haha, it's a movie. But we could give our "apprentices" a ring that would glow when we needed their "services"
Y Arent I Asleep: oo good
Y Arent I Asleep: that way if they dont look outside, they will still get it
ScaryTree4Life: yes, keep the signal close
Y Arent I Asleep: hmm you'd think batman would have ran into a few problems over the years
ScaryTree4Life: well, he doesn't have a life for that very reason.
ScaryTree4Life: and what happens when something goes wrong in the daytime?
ScaryTree4Life: wouldn't the bat light be harder to see?
Y Arent I Asleep: i think so
Y Arent I Asleep: somehow two kids with mere high school education have outsmarted the greater law enforcement of gotham city
ScaryTree4Life: well, no wonder gotham was so screwed up
Y Arent I Asleep: good call
Y Arent I Asleep: if batman wasn't there, i'd say we should ransack the town, as they cant handle themselves
ScaryTree4Life: well, as long as you don't kill anyone, I bet batman would be too busy to bother about it.
Y Arent I Asleep: but i dont think i can risk the ass whooping i would recieve from some bat tool like a bat dart or something
ScaryTree4Life: and I doubt gotham has anything worth stealing anyway.
ScaryTree4Life: I like how any tool batman uses automatically has the word "bat" placed in front of it.
ScaryTree4Life: bat darts and bat capes and bat tires.
Y Arent I Asleep: indeed
Y Arent I Asleep: i am thinking of making that a motif in my own life
Y Arent I Asleep: "quick to the james shower"
ScaryTree4Life: yes, makes everything sound much cooler than it really is.
Y Arent I Asleep: its true
ScaryTree4Life: however, you first must fight crime in order to make "james" a well-known name.
Y Arent I Asleep: i could do that
ScaryTree4Life: no doubt
Y Arent I Asleep: if i dont have to touch anyone, or do anything active
Y Arent I Asleep: i would faint, mid chase... this is why the apprentices are so valuable
ScaryTree4Life: just throw dangerous objects around that have sharp edges.
ScaryTree4Life: even batman does it.
Y Arent I Asleep: that sounds good
ScaryTree4Life: or just get apprentices that have actual skill.
ScaryTree4Life: I'm sure there are lots of karate freaks looking for some action.
Y Arent I Asleep: i bet
Y Arent I Asleep: i think melissa was just attacked
ScaryTree4Life: I believe it.
ScaryTree4Life: those kids at Gonzaga are insane.
Y Arent I Asleep: in my fantasy of being a detective, i deduced some things, and concluded she was just attacked...
Y Arent I Asleep: Crazychica1987: i heart boobs
Crazychica1987: not me34
Crazychica1987 signed off at 11:11:37 PM.
Y Arent I Asleep: see this just happened
Y Arent I Asleep: rapidly
Y Arent I Asleep: the first comment seems atypical of melissa-jive
ScaryTree4Life: haha, one of the people there must have gotten hold of her computer.
Y Arent I Asleep: the second comment revieles a struggle over the keyboard
ScaryTree4Life: they like to tell her friends weird things on AIM
ScaryTree4Life: haha
ScaryTree4Life: Melissa signs off as a protective measure.
Y Arent I Asleep: clearly
ScaryTree4Life: so that they can't say anything too offensive to her friends.
Y Arent I Asleep: that was my third deduction, good to see i have agreement, this just corroborrates the claim
Y Arent I Asleep: we should form a task force to save her
ScaryTree4Life: haha, I don't think we'd get there in time.
Y Arent I Asleep: oh no
ScaryTree4Life: she's pretty fiesty, I"m sure she's okay
Y Arent I Asleep: you know what we need
Y Arent I Asleep: apprentices in every city in the nation
Y Arent I Asleep: incase future incidences occur, we can like bat signal them or something, and they'll be able to activitate and save lives
ScaryTree4Life: we could do something like The Shadow, where the ring glows.
ScaryTree4Life: or is that a different movie? I can't remember
Y Arent I Asleep: what the jank is The Shadow
Y Arent I Asleep: you lost me
Y Arent I Asleep: i think i lost myself in that tirade, it was a bit out of control
ScaryTree4Life: haha, it's a movie. But we could give our "apprentices" a ring that would glow when we needed their "services"
Y Arent I Asleep: oo good
Y Arent I Asleep: that way if they dont look outside, they will still get it
ScaryTree4Life: yes, keep the signal close
Y Arent I Asleep: hmm you'd think batman would have ran into a few problems over the years
ScaryTree4Life: well, he doesn't have a life for that very reason.
ScaryTree4Life: and what happens when something goes wrong in the daytime?
ScaryTree4Life: wouldn't the bat light be harder to see?
Y Arent I Asleep: i think so
Y Arent I Asleep: somehow two kids with mere high school education have outsmarted the greater law enforcement of gotham city
ScaryTree4Life: well, no wonder gotham was so screwed up
Y Arent I Asleep: good call
Y Arent I Asleep: if batman wasn't there, i'd say we should ransack the town, as they cant handle themselves
ScaryTree4Life: well, as long as you don't kill anyone, I bet batman would be too busy to bother about it.
Y Arent I Asleep: but i dont think i can risk the ass whooping i would recieve from some bat tool like a bat dart or something
ScaryTree4Life: and I doubt gotham has anything worth stealing anyway.
ScaryTree4Life: I like how any tool batman uses automatically has the word "bat" placed in front of it.
ScaryTree4Life: bat darts and bat capes and bat tires.
Y Arent I Asleep: indeed
Y Arent I Asleep: i am thinking of making that a motif in my own life
Y Arent I Asleep: "quick to the james shower"
ScaryTree4Life: yes, makes everything sound much cooler than it really is.
Y Arent I Asleep: its true
ScaryTree4Life: however, you first must fight crime in order to make "james" a well-known name.
Y Arent I Asleep: i could do that
ScaryTree4Life: no doubt
Y Arent I Asleep: if i dont have to touch anyone, or do anything active
Y Arent I Asleep: i would faint, mid chase... this is why the apprentices are so valuable
ScaryTree4Life: just throw dangerous objects around that have sharp edges.
ScaryTree4Life: even batman does it.
Y Arent I Asleep: that sounds good
ScaryTree4Life: or just get apprentices that have actual skill.
ScaryTree4Life: I'm sure there are lots of karate freaks looking for some action.
Y Arent I Asleep: i bet