Two more attacks on campus. One physical assault, and another rape. Also, a derranged man was arrested after being found hiding in the women's locker room at the pool. We made CNN, for Chrissakes. Thank God my parents don't have TV, or else I would be getting packages of mace in bulk from mother.
In happier news, there's a new man. His name is Paul, and he is glorious. Twenty-one year old photographer with two mommies, gauged ears and a lip ring. Delicious. He broke my tall, skinny and hairless streak with his little Buddha belly and scruffy chin. We cuddle in bed together and watch slasher films. He makes me smile.
Hopefully that works. I hope you all are having as much fun avoiding rape and finding love as I am.
kiss kiss, Elsa