"professional" "wrestling"
ohhh mannn tonight i got hecka bored n decided to watch my first episode of wwf or something like that. i must say... professional wrestling is probably the best comedy on tv. oh and for all you fans, let me just say that it IS fake. dont deny it. any kung fu master (like me) can tell you theyre all faking it.
annnywaaays, so theres this guy whos like an all american cowboy wrestler dude. i think his name was john something. so he had this kickass limo and these three other dudes the "blue world order" tagged it n he got pissed. so he challenges the fat guy in the BWO to a match n the fat guy is getting his ass kicked. favorite part: fat guys face gets slammed into a table and you can totally tell its fake cuz when he stood up he had the "cartoonish dazed" look on his face. he actually passed out in the traditional acting way. if you dun know what im talking about ask me to do it sometime haha. anyways, of course the other two blue ppl come help him n john is about to kick all their asses. but then!!! surprise plot twist!!! (not) the champion of this thing or whatever takes down john with one move n drags the half-conscious fat guy onto him n the blue ppl win -_-
then theres this team of arab ppl or something n they wana fight cuz they got disqualifed by some technical thing or whatever. n the organizer sets em up against the undertaker, some weird goth like rockstar imitation dude. yea im expecting the undertaker to win, cuz you know, in a white show arabs cant win. (yea i know im being kinda racist, sue me) didnt watch rest of fight.
finally theres like this team of two mexicans who are gonna try to take down two white guys. except one mexican doesnt wana be on the team (ray something). so the other dude (eddy? i think) says he'll tell rays kid their secret. oh no. ray is forced to fight. so rays kickn ass in the match. but eddys like "fuck no" n beats down his own teammate. and oh no. ray cant hit eddy. cuz eddy knows something about that ray doesnt want his kid to know. never found out the secret but i think eddys is actually rays sons father haha.
yeaaa... its a pretty screwed up comedy. i can hella tell this is where my acting ability and ability to fall/run into poles is gonna lead me. get ready for the first shanghainese pro wrestler: yellowbelly yeehah.
annnywaaays, so theres this guy whos like an all american cowboy wrestler dude. i think his name was john something. so he had this kickass limo and these three other dudes the "blue world order" tagged it n he got pissed. so he challenges the fat guy in the BWO to a match n the fat guy is getting his ass kicked. favorite part: fat guys face gets slammed into a table and you can totally tell its fake cuz when he stood up he had the "cartoonish dazed" look on his face. he actually passed out in the traditional acting way. if you dun know what im talking about ask me to do it sometime haha. anyways, of course the other two blue ppl come help him n john is about to kick all their asses. but then!!! surprise plot twist!!! (not) the champion of this thing or whatever takes down john with one move n drags the half-conscious fat guy onto him n the blue ppl win -_-
then theres this team of arab ppl or something n they wana fight cuz they got disqualifed by some technical thing or whatever. n the organizer sets em up against the undertaker, some weird goth like rockstar imitation dude. yea im expecting the undertaker to win, cuz you know, in a white show arabs cant win. (yea i know im being kinda racist, sue me) didnt watch rest of fight.
finally theres like this team of two mexicans who are gonna try to take down two white guys. except one mexican doesnt wana be on the team (ray something). so the other dude (eddy? i think) says he'll tell rays kid their secret. oh no. ray is forced to fight. so rays kickn ass in the match. but eddys like "fuck no" n beats down his own teammate. and oh no. ray cant hit eddy. cuz eddy knows something about that ray doesnt want his kid to know. never found out the secret but i think eddys is actually rays sons father haha.
yeaaa... its a pretty screwed up comedy. i can hella tell this is where my acting ability and ability to fall/run into poles is gonna lead me. get ready for the first shanghainese pro wrestler: yellowbelly yeehah.