Dec 19, 2003 18:25
Volume I Issue XV
The Official 2004:
Nicky’s Chanukah List
*Barnes and Noble Gift Cards
*The GAP Gift Cards
*A clothing store you like for me Gift Card
*Clothing you think would look good on me (with gift receipt)
*Music
*Gift Card for FYE
*Books: Running, Judaism etc (with gift receipt)
**World Piece
*****World Peace
****Stop Hunger
*****A painting with me on a horse with my thousand of troops in
the background like Napoleon had and my sword raised.
*****The Olsen Twins
*****A team of secret agents who will destroy every SUV in the
world including those that are rated highly rated
for gas efficiency such as the Honda Pilot.
*****A team of secret agents who will give people who like animal
skin clothing a pair of new boots and a jacket made
out of their own skin.
*****Eco Terrorist gear for Greece including underwater mines, SCUBA
gear(including lessons), night-vision
goggles, sniper rifle, spray paint (for SUVs and
litterers’ houses )
***The Dollar to be more powerful over the Euro (for Ba)
***New hunting law that requires hunters to pursue their
game while they’re being pursued by a specially
trained marksman (while the whole thing is taped). It
will make the hunt much more exciting.
***A phone connected to G-d for advice
***A license to kill
**A fighter pilot’s helmet
*********Thomas Cunningham’s head on a spike
*Kenyan Legs
**A remote control that did whatever I wanted and only I could
control