If it weren't for LJ some
pregnant teenager would be sitting at home, in a stupor, wondering if her thingie had become dislodged. I will pass on the knowledge I have gained from this post to you all, just in case you potentially dislodge your thingie and need advice:
1. Thingies appear either pink or green in nature.
2. Thingies can be streaked with blood.
3. Thingies can be pretty thick.
4. Thingies might be the size of a dime.
5. Thingies can be dislodged by undressing or wiping.